Comic Transcripts

[[An individual muses.]]
Bystander: The part I don’t get is why the devil even NEEDS an advocate!
Bystander: He’s the DEVIL! He’s LITERALLY the personification of evil! He wants to STEAL SOULS and POKE people with pitchforks!

[[The debater appears.]]
Debater: ACTUALLY, that whole imp-in-a-red-suit depiction doesn’t reflect ANYONE’S actual theology. I’d watch out, someone might misunderstand your intimations and get pretty ticked off.
Bystander: Are you serious about this right now
Debater: Honestly, I don’t care. I’m just saying, someone might have a problem with it.
Bystander: SOMEONE.

Debater: Yeah.
Bystander: Someone you KNOW?
Debater: No, not me personally.
Bystander: Some IMAGINARY person might have a HYPOTHETICAL objection.

Debater: Yeah. They could be upset.
Bystander: But not you.
Debater: No, I’m fine with it.

Bystander: I gotta say, there are SOME people who’d call that a huge waste of everybody’s time.
Debater: Oh? Who?
Bystander: ME

{{header: what might be at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: imaginary people don’t need your dang help fighting their battles, they ain’t even real dogg. you don’t want to get in the middle of no ghost war}}

#1138; The Earthworm Bucket, Part 3 (of 4) transcribed by in

[[An individual muses.]]
Bystander: The part I don’t get is why the devil even NEEDS an advocate!
Bystander: He’s the DEVIL! He’s LITERALLY the personification of evil! He wants to STEAL SOULS and POKE people with pitchforks!

[[The debater appears.]]
Debater: ACTUALLY, that whole imp-in-a-red-suit depiction doesn’t reflect ANYONE’S actual theology. I’d watch out, someone might misunderstand your intimations and get pretty ticked off.
Bystander: Are you serious about this right now
Debater: Honestly, I don’t care. I’m just saying, someone might have a problem with it.
Bystander: SOMEONE.

Debater: Yeah.
Bystander: Someone you KNOW?
Debater: No, not me personally.
Bystander: Some IMAGINARY person might have a HYPOTHETICAL objection.

Debater: Yeah. They could be upset.
Bystander: But not you.
Debater: No, I’m fine with it.

Bystander: I gotta say, there are SOME people who’d call that a huge waste of everybody’s time.
Debater: Oh? Who?
Bystander: ME

{{header: what might be at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: imaginary people don’t need your dang help fighting their battles, they ain’t even real dogg. you don’t want to get in the middle of no ghost war}}

#1138; The Earthworm Bucket, Part 3 (of 4) transcribed by in

[[An individual muses.]]
Bystander: The part I don't get is why the devil even NEEDS an advocate!
Bystander: He's the DEVIL! He's LITERALLY the personification of evil! He wants to STEAL SOULS and POKE people with pitchforks!

[[The debater appears.]]
Debater: ACTUALLY, that whole imp-in-a-red-suit depiction doesn't reflect ANYONE'S actual theology. I'd watch out, someone might misunderstand your intimations and get pretty ticked off.
Bystander: Are you serious about this right now
Debater: Honestly, I don't care. I'm just saying, someone might have a problem with it.
Bystander: SOMEONE.

Debater: Yeah.
Bystander: Someone you KNOW?
Debater: No, not me personally.
Bystander: Some IMAGINARY person might have a HYPOTHETICAL objection.

Debater: Yeah. They could be upset.
Bystander: But not you.
Debater: No, I'm fine with it.

Bystander: I gotta say, there are SOME people who'd call that a huge waste of everybody's time.
Debater: Oh? Who?
Bystander: ME

{{header: what might be at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: imaginary people don't need your dang help fighting their battles, they ain't even real dogg. you don't want to get in the middle of no ghost war}}

imaginary people don't need your dang help fighting their battles, they ain't even real dogg. you don't want to get in the middle of no ghost war

(Read this storyline from the beginning.)

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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