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– Ah! I see you’ve fired up the old latex foundry. Never too late to take over the family business, then?

– Gonna go to Mars!
– Barry, you can’t sell water balloons to the Martians.

– The water that scientists have found on Mars has been gone for millions of years. Also, you appear to be making condoms by mistake.

– Mars got ladies with three boobs!
– Once again, I’ve given you far too much credit.

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- Ah! I see you've fired up the old latex foundry. Never too late to take over the family business, then?

- Gonna go to Mars!
- Barry, you can't sell water balloons to the Martians.

- The water that scientists have found on Mars has been gone for millions of years. Also, you appear to be making condoms by mistake.

- Mars got ladies with three boobs!
- Once again, I've given you far too much credit.

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alt-text: also: kuato lives

also: kuato lives

#080; In which Total Recall is alluded to

  — November 9th, 2004

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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