Comic Transcripts

[[A sign on a light pole]]
LOST CAT.
Kind of quirky.
Playful but weird.
Does not answer to any name in particular.
We will accept any cat.
Call 424-2366.

[[A man is reading the sign]]
This just seems like a scheme to get a free cat.

#796; In Which a Cat is either Lost, or Gained.

{{alt-text: Do not call without an offer of a cat. I get plenty of calls already about other matters. I do not want a call just to “chat”. Unless you’re French.}}

#827; Devouring the Poles transcribed by in

[[A sign on a light pole]]
LOST CAT.
Kind of quirky.
Playful but weird.
Does not answer to any name in particular.
We will accept any cat.
Call 424-2366.

[[A man is reading the sign]]
This just seems like a scheme to get a free cat.

#796; In Which a Cat is either Lost, or Gained.

{{alt-text: Do not call without an offer of a cat. I get plenty of calls already about other matters. I do not want a call just to “chat”. Unless you’re French.}}

#827; Devouring the Poles transcribed by in

[[A sign on a light pole]]
LOST CAT.
Kind of quirky.
Playful but weird.
Does not answer to any name in particular.
We will accept any cat.
Call 424-2366.

[[A man is reading the sign]]
This just seems like a scheme to get a free cat.

#796; In Which a Cat is either Lost, or Gained.

{{alt-text: Do not call without an offer of a cat. I get plenty of calls already about other matters. I do not want a call just to "chat". Unless you're French.}}

We all feel like Heather sometimes.

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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