ROBERT: See, here's the problem. The Haircut Value Index isn't an index at all! In fact you can realize this just by looking at the units. The more you spend, the higher the H.V.I. - and the more time you spend looking good, the lower the H.V.I. So really I think what you described is more of a Haircut COST Index.
KEN: I just wanted to help people
KEN: Now it's all
KEN: It's all falling apart at the seams
KEN: I take pride in my haircuts! I want to get good value from them! I'm not a mathematician, Robert! I barely an aesthetician. But now I'm ruining people's lives! I inverted a fraction and people are dying. They're DYING in the STREETS! I don't know how to stop it! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT RIGHT!
ROBERT: Come on, Ken. Nobody's DYING from a haircut
KEN: They're not dying from a haircut they're dying from a SEVERE STAB WOULD THAT I INFLICTED
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{{alt-text: t-this isn't really about haircuts anymore, is it, ken}}