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BILLY: …so I was thinking we’d have Cindy cater. She can bring one of her bartenders.
AUDREY: The venue has chairs and tables and all that stuff.

BILLY: Oh! And Kendra’s friend is a DJ with his own equipment!
LARRY: Don’t need a DJ! Just play Pandora from a laptop!

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BILLY: We don’t even know you.
LARRY: Doesn’t mean I don’t got opinions!

{{header: allow me to explain at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Look, I know it’s your own life and all, but WHY WASN’T I CONSULTED ABOUT EVERY DETAIL OF IT}}

#704; In which Advice is shouted transcribed by in

BILLY: ...so I was thinking we'd have Cindy cater. She can bring one of her bartenders.
AUDREY: The venue has chairs and tables and all that stuff.

BILLY: Oh! And Kendra's friend is a DJ with his own equipment!
LARRY: Don't need a DJ! Just play Pandora from a laptop!

<>

BILLY: We don't even know you.
LARRY: Doesn't mean I don't got opinions!

{{header: allow me to explain at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Look, I know it's your own life and all, but WHY WASN'T I CONSULTED ABOUT EVERY DETAIL OF IT}}

Look, I know it's your own life and all, but WHY WASN'T I CONSULTED ABOUT EVERY DETAIL OF IT

#704; In which Advice is shouted

  — February 22nd, 2011

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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