Comic Transcripts

[[Two girls by a tree; one, in armor, carries a lance, while the other looks bored.]]
JANICE: Where were you? I waited at the jousting green all morning!
THEA: I don’t want to joust anymore, Janice.

JANICE: What are you, crazy? We’ve got to get ready for the tournament! I can’t go it alone!
THEA: There’s not gonna be a tournament. Nobody’s gonna show up. I know we’ve worked hard, with the flyers, the radio spots, and Lord knows the skywriting wasn’t cheap…
THEA: But let’s just face facts. There are just not enough jousters in Anchorage. Why did we stress ourselves out about this stupid tournament? Why do we constantly make life difficult on purpose?

JANICE: Because an unchallenging life would be boring.
THEA: NO! It was because of the prospect of hot boys in jousting pants! And I am SO disappointed!

{{header: lance it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: are boys ever hotter than when clad in fine, form-fitting jousting pants?}}

#374; In which Jousting’s Future looks grim transcribed by in

[[Two girls by a tree; one, in armor, carries a lance, while the other looks bored.]]
JANICE: Where were you? I waited at the jousting green all morning!
THEA: I don’t want to joust anymore, Janice.

JANICE: What are you, crazy? We’ve got to get ready for the tournament! I can’t go it alone!
THEA: There’s not gonna be a tournament. Nobody’s gonna show up. I know we’ve worked hard, with the flyers, the radio spots, and Lord knows the skywriting wasn’t cheap…
THEA: But let’s just face facts. There are just not enough jousters in Anchorage. Why did we stress ourselves out about this stupid tournament? Why do we constantly make life difficult on purpose?

JANICE: Because an unchallenging life would be boring.
THEA: NO! It was because of the prospect of hot boys in jousting pants! And I am SO disappointed!

{{header: lance it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: are boys ever hotter than when clad in fine, form-fitting jousting pants?}}

#374; In which Jousting’s Future looks grim transcribed by in

[[Two girls by a tree; one, in armor, carries a lance, while the other looks bored.]]
JANICE: Where were you? I waited at the jousting green all morning!
THEA: I don't want to joust anymore, Janice.

JANICE: What are you, crazy? We've got to get ready for the tournament! I can't go it alone!
THEA: There's not gonna be a tournament. Nobody's gonna show up. I know we've worked hard, with the flyers, the radio spots, and Lord knows the skywriting wasn't cheap...
THEA: But let's just face facts. There are just not enough jousters in Anchorage. Why did we stress ourselves out about this stupid tournament? Why do we constantly make life difficult on purpose?

JANICE: Because an unchallenging life would be boring.
THEA: NO! It was because of the prospect of hot boys in jousting pants! And I am SO disappointed!

{{header: lance it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: are boys ever hotter than when clad in fine, form-fitting jousting pants?}}

are boys ever hotter than when clad in fine, form-fitting jousting pants?

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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