Comic Transcripts

AGNES: Would you like some headbutts?
JULES: No thank you.

AGNES: Heaaadbuutts
JULES: Trying to do something thank you

AGNES: I am trying to do something too and it is HEAAAADBUUUTTS
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JULES: AGCK

JULES: Worst headbutt ever.
AGNES: Well it stayed out too long! They got more snap when they’re fresh!

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#679; The Ol’ Mushy Headbutt transcribed by in

AGNES: Would you like some headbutts?
JULES: No thank you.

AGNES: Heaaadbuutts
JULES: Trying to do something thank you

AGNES: I am trying to do something too and it is HEAAAADBUUUTTS
<>
JULES: AGCK

JULES: Worst headbutt ever.
AGNES: Well it stayed out too long! They got more snap when they’re fresh!

{{header: touch skulls with WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: Picture his hands, just off-panel, vigorously driving an imaginary race car through all manner of treacherous turns and switchbacks. Now read the second panel again.}}

#679; The Ol’ Mushy Headbutt transcribed by in

AGNES: Would you like some headbutts?
JULES: No thank you.

AGNES: Heaaadbuutts
JULES: Trying to do something thank you

AGNES: I am trying to do something too and it is HEAAAADBUUUTTS
<>
JULES: AGCK

JULES: Worst headbutt ever.
AGNES: Well it stayed out too long! They got more snap when they're fresh!

{{header: touch skulls with WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: Picture his hands, just off-panel, vigorously driving an imaginary race car through all manner of treacherous turns and switchbacks. Now read the second panel again.}}

Picture his hands, just off-panel, vigorously driving an imaginary race car through all manner of treacherous turns and switchbacks. Now read the second panel again.

#679; The Ol’ Mushy Headbutt

  — November 23rd, 2010

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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