Comic Transcripts

DARRELL (a peddler of concoctions): Half-caf double tall 2-pump vanilla nonfat light foam latte!
MR. WILSON: Thanks.

DARRELL: Iced decaf grande raspberry soy no-whip light-ice mocha!
BOSS FERREE: Thanks

DARRELL: Lukewarm cup of tap water that I sneezed into!

DARRELL: Lukewarm cup of tap water that I sneezed into?
HAPPY HANSON: Sorry, I didn’t hear you the first time.

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#348; In which Concoctions are peddled transcribed by in

DARRELL (a peddler of concoctions): Half-caf double tall 2-pump vanilla nonfat light foam latte!
MR. WILSON: Thanks.

DARRELL: Iced decaf grande raspberry soy no-whip light-ice mocha!
BOSS FERREE: Thanks

DARRELL: Lukewarm cup of tap water that I sneezed into!

DARRELL: Lukewarm cup of tap water that I sneezed into?
HAPPY HANSON: Sorry, I didn't hear you the first time.

{{header: order up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: it cost $3.85}}

it cost $3.85

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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