Comic Transcripts

– And how was your day today?
– Piss off!

– Did they give you trouble at the DMV?
– Red nose on, bugger off, then!

– I don’t even know what that means.
– Oh, swallow a bullet, will you? Do us a favor.

– You are, without doubt, the worst mail-order bride I’ve ever had.
– Sod it!

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#052; In which a Hasty Union is reconsidered transcribed by in

– And how was your day today?
– Piss off!

– Did they give you trouble at the DMV?
– Red nose on, bugger off, then!

– I don’t even know what that means.
– Oh, swallow a bullet, will you? Do us a favor.

– You are, without doubt, the worst mail-order bride I’ve ever had.
– Sod it!

header: sign for your package at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: in case you’re wondering, there have been eleven

#052; In which a Hasty Union is reconsidered transcribed by in

- And how was your day today?
- Piss off!

- Did they give you trouble at the DMV?
- Red nose on, bugger off, then!

- I don't even know what that means.
- Oh, swallow a bullet, will you? Do us a favor.

- You are, without doubt, the worst mail-order bride I've ever had.
- Sod it!

header: sign for your package at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: in case you're wondering, there have been eleven

in case you're wondering, there have been eleven

#052; In which a Hasty Union is reconsidered

  — April 27th, 2004

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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