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– One thing you should know about me is that I’m crazy! I mean, I am a nut! Everybody’s always telling me, Shirley, you are so quirky! And I’m all, I know!

– For example, sometimes I’ll eat peanut butter right out of the jar! Seriously! And today – I’m wearing two different-colored socks! Just to be wacky!

– I guess I’ve always just been weird! How about you?
– When you went to answer the phone, I took a dump in your toaster.

{{header: self-diagnose at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: but i wouldn’t really call that ‘weird’}}

#272; In which Shirley makes Dubious Claims to Insanity transcribed by in

– One thing you should know about me is that I’m crazy! I mean, I am a nut! Everybody’s always telling me, Shirley, you are so quirky! And I’m all, I know!

– For example, sometimes I’ll eat peanut butter right out of the jar! Seriously! And today – I’m wearing two different-colored socks! Just to be wacky!

– I guess I’ve always just been weird! How about you?
– When you went to answer the phone, I took a dump in your toaster.

{{header: self-diagnose at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: but i wouldn’t really call that ‘weird’}}

#272; In which Shirley makes Dubious Claims to Insanity transcribed by in

- One thing you should know about me is that I'm crazy! I mean, I am a nut! Everybody's always telling me, Shirley, you are so quirky! And I'm all, I know!

- For example, sometimes I'll eat peanut butter right out of the jar! Seriously! And today - I'm wearing two different-colored socks! Just to be wacky!

- I guess I've always just been weird! How about you?
- When you went to answer the phone, I took a dump in your toaster.

{{header: self-diagnose at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: but i wouldn't really call that 'weird'}}

but i wouldn't really call that 'weird'

#272; In which Shirley makes Dubious Claims to Insanity

  — February 6th, 2007

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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