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[[Two fellows stand in a field consulting a map]]
Rascal 1: Yeah, dude, I have no idea where that Taco Bell is.
Rascal 2: Heads up, someone’s coming-

[[A proper lady walks by]]

Rascal 1: …as soon as he fell over I rushed to his side but it was too late…
My Judo Strike had paralyzed him instantly. He was limp, his blood hot on my hands.

Rascal 1: I thought I saw one last goodbye trembling in his icicle eyes…
And then he was gone.
I am not ashamed to say that I cried that day.
I cried a buttload.

[[The lady has now walked by and is gone]]

Rascal 2: She was totally into you

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#266; In which Rascals attempt to Woo transcribed by in

[[Two fellows stand in a field consulting a map]]
Rascal 1: Yeah, dude, I have no idea where that Taco Bell is.
Rascal 2: Heads up, someone's coming-

[[A proper lady walks by]]

Rascal 1: ...as soon as he fell over I rushed to his side but it was too late...
My Judo Strike had paralyzed him instantly. He was limp, his blood hot on my hands.

Rascal 1: I thought I saw one last goodbye trembling in his icicle eyes...
And then he was gone.
I am not ashamed to say that I cried that day.
I cried a buttload.

[[The lady has now walked by and is gone]]

Rascal 2: She was totally into you

{{header: make yourself heard at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: TOTALLY}}

TOTALLY

#266; In which Rascals attempt to Woo

  — January 16th, 2007

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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