#439; Arrival of the Butt Inspector

Comic Transcripts

[[A MAN wearing a long coat and carrying a drum appears in a WOMAN’s bathroom. The woman is bathing in a small Victorian tub and has no coverage whatsoever.]]
MAN: Everyone stay calm! Butt inspector!
WOMAN: BUTT inspector?

MAN: Here to inspect all the butts in the vicinity. Just making sure everything’s up to code.
WOMAN: MM-HMM.
Who made YOU butt inspector?
MAN: Um, only the COMMISSIONER OF BUTTS, HEINIES AND DERRIERES?
It’s an appointed position.

WOMAN: Little LATE for a civil servant to be on the clock, isn’t it?

MAN: Ma’am, as a duly sworn BUTT INSPECTOR I cannot let ANY slight within my purview go UNRECTIFIED.

MAN: Get it?
RECT-ified?
WOMAN: I AM TRYING TO TAKE A BATH

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WOMAN: Little LATE for a civil servant to be on the clock, isn’t it?

MAN: Ma’am, as a duly sworn BUTT INSPECTOR I cannot let ANY slight within my purview go UNRECTIFIED.

MAN: Get it?
RECT-ified?
WOMAN: I AM TRYING TO TAKE A BATH

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{{Alt-text: the ‘civil servant’ argument breaks down when you realize that the butt-firefighters are on the clock 24-7}}

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In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.