Comic Transcripts

– Now absorb the energy we send you. Take it in.
– I’m feeling her chakra expand! It’s like her psychic cervix is giving birth to pure light!

– Allow the sweet purple passage through your veins.
– I can totally sense her nigh-self crying in pain! Don’t cry, little one!
– Um, guys…

– Shhh… Our hangover cure takes time to blossom.
– Okay, well, I’m going to hurl all over your shoes in about three seconds.
– What really sobers you up is the no refunds policy!

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alt-text: sometimes mom’s old remedies suck

#103; In which Fraud is suspected transcribed by in

– Now absorb the energy we send you. Take it in.
– I’m feeling her chakra expand! It’s like her psychic cervix is giving birth to pure light!

– Allow the sweet purple passage through your veins.
– I can totally sense her nigh-self crying in pain! Don’t cry, little one!
– Um, guys…

– Shhh… Our hangover cure takes time to blossom.
– Okay, well, I’m going to hurl all over your shoes in about three seconds.
– What really sobers you up is the no refunds policy!

header: feel refreshed at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: sometimes mom’s old remedies suck

#103; In which Fraud is suspected transcribed by in

- Now absorb the energy we send you. Take it in.
- I'm feeling her chakra expand! It's like her psychic cervix is giving birth to pure light!

- Allow the sweet purple passage through your veins.
- I can totally sense her nigh-self crying in pain! Don't cry, little one!
- Um, guys...

- Shhh... Our hangover cure takes time to blossom.
- Okay, well, I'm going to hurl all over your shoes in about three seconds.
- What really sobers you up is the no refunds policy!

header: feel refreshed at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: sometimes mom's old remedies suck

your psychic cervix is, uh, located in your esophagus! THE VOMIT IS A KEY PART OF THE PROCESS

#103; In which Fraud is suspected

  — April 19th, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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