#1238; You Have Too Much Time on Your Hands

Comic Transcripts

[[A DELIVERER holding a quill pen is standing with a MAN in a room full of clocks.]]

DELIVERER: Delivery! Sign here.
MAN: Are you SERIOUS with this?

[[MAN is in same room, now with WOMAN.]]

MAN: WHO keeps SENDING me all these CLOCKS? IS IT YOU?
WOMAN: No!

MAN: Because of my chronic inability to be on time? That’s just LIKE something you would do.
WOMAN: It’s NOT me.

MAN: I’ll have you know, having a house full of CLOCKS makes it HARDER to be on time for things. They’re in the WAY!
WOMAN: It’s not ME. I did NOT get you 300 clocks.

MAN: It’s genuinely the WORST prank I can think of. It’s not even a PRANK! It’s just a WASTE OF CLOCKS!!
WOMAN: Could NOT agree more. I wish I knew who’s doing it.
MAN: It’s a RIDICULOUSLY UNHELPFUL and ANNOYING NON-PRANK being perpetuated by an UTTER IDIOT! It serves ABSOLUTELY NO PURPOSE!!

[[WOMAN in tight close-up with WALTER, a whole different person]]
WOMAN: Which is what makes it such a great prank.

#1238; You Have Too Much Time on Your Hands transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.