Comic Transcripts

[[A man, PLUMBERLEY, holds up his phone excitedly.]]

PLUMBERLEY: Check it out! I made a hashtag: #TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent
PLUMBERLEY: It’s TRENDING! Ha ha ha!!
PLUMBERLEY: Really gonna STICK it to those tall people! Always so CONFUSED and INDIFFERENT!!

[[A Twitter feed showing various replies to the hashtag.]]

Binston Pog @stretchlegstrong · 1h
what is this tag even about?? i’m 6’5″
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

Jingledan Arbinkle @biggboii · 41m
@stretchlegstrong I’m 7′ and I can’t be bothered to figure it out.
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

Honeydew Julius @delishuz · 27m
@stretchlegstrong @biggboii I’m barely 6’8″ and I don’t get it at all??
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

SHAQ II @i_am_also_tall · 16m
@biggboii so what?? ignore it. it’s dumb
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

HowsTheWeather @6ft9in · 9m
¯_(ツ)_/¯
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

[[Plumberley shows the feed to another man, BLIMFORD.]]

BLIMFORD: Nobody seems to understand, or care about, your activism.
PLUMBERLEY: I know, RIGHT?? These tall chumps keep PROVING MY POINT!!

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#1162; In which a Provocation is posted transcribed by in

[[A man, PLUMBERLEY, holds up his phone excitedly.]]

PLUMBERLEY: Check it out! I made a hashtag: #TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent
PLUMBERLEY: It's TRENDING! Ha ha ha!!
PLUMBERLEY: Really gonna STICK it to those tall people! Always so CONFUSED and INDIFFERENT!!

[[A Twitter feed showing various replies to the hashtag.]]

Binston Pog @stretchlegstrong · 1h
what is this tag even about?? i'm 6'5"
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

Jingledan Arbinkle @biggboii · 41m
@stretchlegstrong I'm 7' and I can't be bothered to figure it out.
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

Honeydew Julius @delishuz · 27m
@stretchlegstrong @biggboii I'm barely 6'8" and I don't get it at all??
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

SHAQ II @i_am_also_tall · 16m
@biggboii so what?? ignore it. it's dumb
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

HowsTheWeather @6ft9in · 9m
¯_(ツ)_/¯
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

[[Plumberley shows the feed to another man, BLIMFORD.]]

BLIMFORD: Nobody seems to understand, or care about, your activism.
PLUMBERLEY: I know, RIGHT?? These tall chumps keep PROVING MY POINT!!

{{header: crouch down for WONDERMARK.COM}}

Twitter Dot Com: Where You Can Really Stick It To Tall People

#1162; In which a Provocation is posted

  — September 29th, 2015

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May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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