Comic Transcripts

[[Two friends talk.]]
Friend: Hey! How ya doin’?
Book Clubber: Bluh. In a bit of a STATE.
Book Clubber: Sorry, I just came from BOOK CLUB where all we did was talk about our failed relationships.
Book Clubber: My friggin’ EX can’t accept that we’re broken up.

Friend: That’s kind of the point of social clubs, though, right? Just constructs to stimulate conversation. Nobody REALLY cares what you thought of THE KITE RUNNER. It’s just an icebreaker.
Book Clubber: I guess.
Book Clubber: We were definitely all on edge because GAX wasn’t there. Something about him being there makes me a little calmer.

Friend: Maybe it’s because then you know he’s not pretending to be one of the other people.
Book Clubber: Maybe.
Friend: Well, there’s the bluebird of happiness now. Things will turn around.

[[A parrot is shown.]]
Book Clubber: Thats [sic] not a bluebird. That’s a parrot.
Parrot: How are you? I’m fine. I’m fine.

[[Gax viciously devours the parrot.]]
Parrot: How are you? I’m sqwKKKAWW

Gax: What? I skipped lunch.
Book Clubber: Missed you at book club today, Gax! You okay?

{{header: nibble a bit at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Gax skipped lunch. He is NOT OKAY.}}

#822; Mean, Scary Gax, Part 6 transcribed by in

[[Two friends talk.]]
Friend: Hey! How ya doin'?
Book Clubber: Bluh. In a bit of a STATE.
Book Clubber: Sorry, I just came from BOOK CLUB where all we did was talk about our failed relationships.
Book Clubber: My friggin' EX can't accept that we're broken up.

Friend: That's kind of the point of social clubs, though, right? Just constructs to stimulate conversation. Nobody REALLY cares what you thought of THE KITE RUNNER. It's just an icebreaker.
Book Clubber: I guess.
Book Clubber: We were definitely all on edge because GAX wasn't there. Something about him being there makes me a little calmer.

Friend: Maybe it's because then you know he's not pretending to be one of the other people.
Book Clubber: Maybe.
Friend: Well, there's the bluebird of happiness now. Things will turn around.

[[A parrot is shown.]]
Book Clubber: Thats [sic] not a bluebird. That's a parrot.
Parrot: How are you? I'm fine. I'm fine.

[[Gax viciously devours the parrot.]]
Parrot: How are you? I'm sqwKKKAWW

Gax: What? I skipped lunch.
Book Clubber: Missed you at book club today, Gax! You okay?

{{header: nibble a bit at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Gax skipped lunch. He is NOT OKAY.}}

Gax skipped lunch. He is NOT OKAY.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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