Comic Transcripts

[[A mother accosts a couple who is doing something else.]]
Mother: We’re here with my son! He’s learning to skate and needed a certain type of kneepad. It’s only sold in five stores in this part of the state and the one here was the only one that carried it in extra-small!

Mother: We found the pads but by then it was so late in the day that we decided to stay in a hotel instead of driving back home. At first Taylor didn’t want to stay but I said “You can skate more tomorrow” and he said “Hotel please!”
Man: Do not care
Man: Who are you

Mother: He takes so much after his father, you know, he’s always–
Man: GENETIC INHERITANCE! A tricky subject! The transmission disequillibrium test is one way to measure the over-transmission of an allele from heterozygous parents to affected offspring!
Man: DO YOU KNOW YOUR SON’S HAPLOTYPE?

Woman: I will never make fun of you for memorizing Wikipedia again.
Man: I can bore ANYBODY.

{{Header: #675; In which a Conversation is ended at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I have been a misanthrope a LONG time. I have this DOWN.}}

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[[A mother accosts a couple who is doing something else.]]
Mother: We’re here with my son! He’s learning to skate and needed a certain type of kneepad. It’s only sold in five stores in this part of the state and the one here was the only one that carried it in extra-small!

Mother: We found the pads but by then it was so late in the day that we decided to stay in a hotel instead of driving back home. At first Taylor didn’t want to stay but I said “You can skate more tomorrow” and he said “Hotel please!”
Man: Do not care
Man: Who are you

Mother: He takes so much after his father, you know, he’s always–
Man: GENETIC INHERITANCE! A tricky subject! The transmission disequillibrium test is one way to measure the over-transmission of an allele from heterozygous parents to affected offspring!
Man: DO YOU KNOW YOUR SON’S HAPLOTYPE?

Woman: I will never make fun of you for memorizing Wikipedia again.
Man: I can bore ANYBODY.

{{Header: #675; In which a Conversation is ended at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I have been a misanthrope a LONG time. I have this DOWN.}}

#675; In which a Conversation is ended transcribed by in

[[A mother accosts a couple who is doing something else.]]
Mother: We're here with my son! He's learning to skate and needed a certain type of kneepad. It's only sold in five stores in this part of the state and the one here was the only one that carried it in extra-small!

Mother: We found the pads but by then it was so late in the day that we decided to stay in a hotel instead of driving back home. At first Taylor didn't want to stay but I said "You can skate more tomorrow" and he said "Hotel please!"
Man: Do not care
Man: Who are you

Mother: He takes so much after his father, you know, he's always--
Man: GENETIC INHERITANCE! A tricky subject! The transmission disequillibrium test is one way to measure the over-transmission of an allele from heterozygous parents to affected offspring!
Man: DO YOU KNOW YOUR SON'S HAPLOTYPE?

Woman: I will never make fun of you for memorizing Wikipedia again.
Man: I can bore ANYBODY.

{{Header: #675; In which a Conversation is ended at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I have been a misanthrope a LONG time. I have this DOWN.}}

I have been a misanthrope a LONG time. I have this DOWN.

Bolted! Fulfillment Update

Photo courtesy of backer Nicola!

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!


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