Comic Transcripts

[[Inside.]]
MELINDA: Woop, time to go change the laundry.
Oh, I forgot to take out the trash!

[[Outside.]]
MELINDA: I should really check my OIL. I never remember to do it when the engine’s cold.
Ah SHOOT! That book I had the library hold is going back if I don’t pick it up today!

[[MELINDA is driving down the street.]]
MELINDA: OH! I think we’re out of milk. I better stop at the STORE or else I can’t have CEREAL tomorrow.
I should call Jeremy, see if he needs anything…
My PHONE! I left it at the GYM!

[[Back inside.]]
CAPTION: Four hours later…
JEREMY: …I come home to find the LIGHTS on, washing machine OPEN with WET CLOTHES in it, HALF A BANANA on the sink and the BATHTUB overflowing!
[[MELINDA has a squid on her head.]]
MELINDA: LOOK WE ALL GOT PROBLEMS

[[Header: there’s also WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[Alt-Text: sixteen hours later: the whole building is just rubble]]

#464; In which Distraction prevails transcribed by in

[[Inside.]]
MELINDA: Woop, time to go change the laundry.
Oh, I forgot to take out the trash!

[[Outside.]]
MELINDA: I should really check my OIL. I never remember to do it when the engine's cold.
Ah SHOOT! That book I had the library hold is going back if I don't pick it up today!

[[MELINDA is driving down the street.]]
MELINDA: OH! I think we're out of milk. I better stop at the STORE or else I can't have CEREAL tomorrow.
I should call Jeremy, see if he needs anything...
My PHONE! I left it at the GYM!

[[Back inside.]]
CAPTION: Four hours later...
JEREMY: ...I come home to find the LIGHTS on, washing machine OPEN with WET CLOTHES in it, HALF A BANANA on the sink and the BATHTUB overflowing!
[[MELINDA has a squid on her head.]]
MELINDA: LOOK WE ALL GOT PROBLEMS

[[Header: there's also WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[Alt-Text: sixteen hours later: the whole building is just rubble]]

sixteen hours later: the whole building is just rubble

This Classic Wondermark originally ran (in black & white) on November 25, 2008! It was colored by Anthony Clark for its inclusion in my newest book collection, Emperor of the Food Chain. In the book, it is accompanied by a lengthly LiveJournal post from the point of view of the octopus.

Bolted! Fulfillment Update

Photo courtesy of backer Nicola!

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!


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