DALE: You the new guy? I'm Dale, shift leader.
CHAD: Hi, I'm Chad.
DALE: You go by CHADWICK at all?
CHAD: Uh, just CHAD is fine.
DALE: How 'bout CHADBERG? You ever get Chadberg?
CHAD: Can't really say I have.
DALE: HANGING Chad? DIMPLED Chad? You prob'ly get that from the LADIES.
CHAD: Not in a while.
DALE: Chadenstein?
CHAD: No.
DALE: Chaddletale?
CHAD: No.
DALE: Chadwülf, Lord of the Bloodmarsh?
Anyone ever call you CHADWÜLF, LORD OF THE BLOODMARSH?
CHAD: Usually it's CHAD. Or, if there's more than one Chad, sometimes I'll go by WURTZ.
DALE: WURTZ!
DALE: WURTZENBERGER! WURTZENFELD! Lord Chaddenstock von Wurtzlemania the TENTH EARL OF CHADWURTZVILLE!
Mind if I call you that?
CHAD: I DO sometimes go by "Rad Chad."
DALE: "RAD CHAD?" Don't be an idiot.
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{{Alt-Text: you should hear how he went on when he met the new mailroom guy, Abernathy Mercutio Hoakes-Waddleswourthe IV}}