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BRITNEY: Oh, Dorothy, I just love your cushions! They’re so comfortable, after a long, hard day of idle richness.
DOROTHY: Thanks! They’re molehair – we actually stuff them here at home!

BRITNEY: How positively crafty of you! I never knew you had a hidden blue-collar side. You don’t actually keep animals here, do you? Filthy creatures, I’m positively intolerant.
DOROTHY: Oh, no, nothing like that. Harry just saves his pluckings every week, and over the years they add up.

BRITNEY: His PLUCKINGS?
DOROTHY: Sure, you know – from his moles. He’s got one on his chin, and a big one on his back…we may be wealthy, but we’re not wasteful.
BRITNEY: …dare I ask about the mattress in the guest bedroom?
DOROTHY: Depends, are you gonna freak out on me?

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#316; In which Cushions are discussed transcribed by in

BRITNEY: Oh, Dorothy, I just love your cushions! They’re so comfortable, after a long, hard day of idle richness.
DOROTHY: Thanks! They’re molehair – we actually stuff them here at home!

BRITNEY: How positively crafty of you! I never knew you had a hidden blue-collar side. You don’t actually keep animals here, do you? Filthy creatures, I’m positively intolerant.
DOROTHY: Oh, no, nothing like that. Harry just saves his pluckings every week, and over the years they add up.

BRITNEY: His PLUCKINGS?
DOROTHY: Sure, you know – from his moles. He’s got one on his chin, and a big one on his back…we may be wealthy, but we’re not wasteful.
BRITNEY: …dare I ask about the mattress in the guest bedroom?
DOROTHY: Depends, are you gonna freak out on me?

{{header: rest easy at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: you know the old argument. ‘I pay for the food my body uses to make this hair, and what, you expect me to just throw it away?!’}}

#316; In which Cushions are discussed transcribed by in

BRITNEY: Oh, Dorothy, I just love your cushions! They're so comfortable, after a long, hard day of idle richness.
DOROTHY: Thanks! They're molehair - we actually stuff them here at home!

BRITNEY: How positively crafty of you! I never knew you had a hidden blue-collar side. You don't actually keep animals here, do you? Filthy creatures, I'm positively intolerant.
DOROTHY: Oh, no, nothing like that. Harry just saves his pluckings every week, and over the years they add up.

BRITNEY: His PLUCKINGS?
DOROTHY: Sure, you know - from his moles. He's got one on his chin, and a big one on his back...we may be wealthy, but we're not wasteful.
BRITNEY: ...dare I ask about the mattress in the guest bedroom?
DOROTHY: Depends, are you gonna freak out on me?

{{header: rest easy at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: you know the old argument. 'I pay for the food my body uses to make this hair, and what, you expect me to just throw it away?!'}}

you know the old argument. 'I pay for the food my body uses to make this hair, and what, you expect me to just throw it away?!'

#316; In which Cushions are discussed

  — July 10th, 2007

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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