Comic Transcripts

Hey there. Where ya headed?
I was just… just out for a walk…

Yeah? It’s okay, I’m just curious. Go ahead, run along, then.
You’re, um, blocking my path…

Oop! Of course. How silly of me. Looks like you’re stuck here.

Hey, if you wanna come over to my place, I’ve got the new Xbox…
Don’t listen to him! Stay on black! STAY ON BLACK!

header: check yourself at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: just then the kinght came charging up, but he could only move in L-shapes so that dastardly bishop escaped

#138; In which Office is Abused transcribed by in

Hey there. Where ya headed?
I was just... just out for a walk...

Yeah? It's okay, I'm just curious. Go ahead, run along, then.
You're, um, blocking my path...

Oop! Of course. How silly of me. Looks like you're stuck here.

Hey, if you wanna come over to my place, I've got the new Xbox...
Don't listen to him! Stay on black! STAY ON BLACK!

header: check yourself at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: just then the kinght came charging up, but he could only move in L-shapes so that dastardly bishop escaped

just then a knight in shining armor came charging up, but he could only move in L-shapes so he was not terribly helpful

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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