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[[PEAREMY deftly wields a pair of scissors, holding them at a high dignified angle, with a grimace of certainty on his face. BENFORD cowers nearby.]]

PEAREMY: HERE COMES SCISSORMAN!!

BENFORD: Ah geez no I don’t like Scissorman

PEAREMY: Scissorman KNOWS!  And it makes him TESTY!!
PEAREMY: Scissorman is singled out for hatred and scorn!
PEAREMY: It’s not FAIR!  Scissorman has feelings! Scissorman’s actions are directed by a robust internal logic!

[[Pearemy/Scissorman catches MECKY’S attention]]

PEAREMY: Scissorman is only doing what he HONESTLY thinks is RIGHT!!  Yet you JUDGE him??

MECKY: Scissorman’s personal moral code is incomparable with a civil and respectful social contract, so we get to tell Scissorman to KNOCK IT OFF

PEAREMY: Scissorman is not some BLUNT INSTRUMENT that KNOCKS.

MECKY: Right of course I mean CUT IT OUT

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#1286; The Edge Case transcribed by in

[[PEAREMY deftly wields a pair of scissors, holding them at a high dignified angle, with a grimace of certainty on his face. BENFORD cowers nearby.]]

PEAREMY: HERE COMES SCISSORMAN!!

BENFORD: Ah geez no I don't like Scissorman

PEAREMY: Scissorman KNOWS!  And it makes him TESTY!!
PEAREMY: Scissorman is singled out for hatred and scorn!
PEAREMY: It's not FAIR!  Scissorman has feelings! Scissorman's actions are directed by a robust internal logic!

[[Pearemy/Scissorman catches MECKY'S attention]]

PEAREMY: Scissorman is only doing what he HONESTLY thinks is RIGHT!!  Yet you JUDGE him??

MECKY: Scissorman's personal moral code is incomparable with a civil and respectful social contract, so we get to tell Scissorman to KNOCK IT OFF

PEAREMY: Scissorman is not some BLUNT INSTRUMENT that KNOCKS.

MECKY: Right of course I mean CUT IT OUT

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Scissorman, if you see Jeremy, will you tell him to stop being such a dick

#1286; The Edge Case

  — January 20th, 2017

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New ways to get Bolted!

July 24, 2026 by David Malki !

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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