Comic Transcripts

[[A man, PLUMBERLEY, holds up his phone excitedly.]]

PLUMBERLEY: Check it out! I made a hashtag: #TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent
PLUMBERLEY: It’s TRENDING! Ha ha ha!!
PLUMBERLEY: Really gonna STICK it to those tall people! Always so CONFUSED and INDIFFERENT!!

[[A Twitter feed showing various replies to the hashtag.]]

Binston Pog @stretchlegstrong · 1h
what is this tag even about?? i’m 6’5″
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

Jingledan Arbinkle @biggboii · 41m
@stretchlegstrong I’m 7′ and I can’t be bothered to figure it out.
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

Honeydew Julius @delishuz · 27m
@stretchlegstrong @biggboii I’m barely 6’8″ and I don’t get it at all??
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

SHAQ II @i_am_also_tall · 16m
@biggboii so what?? ignore it. it’s dumb
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

HowsTheWeather @6ft9in · 9m
¯_(ツ)_/¯
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

[[Plumberley shows the feed to another man, BLIMFORD.]]

BLIMFORD: Nobody seems to understand, or care about, your activism.
PLUMBERLEY: I know, RIGHT?? These tall chumps keep PROVING MY POINT!!

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[[A man, PLUMBERLEY, holds up his phone excitedly.]]

PLUMBERLEY: Check it out! I made a hashtag: #TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent
PLUMBERLEY: It's TRENDING! Ha ha ha!!
PLUMBERLEY: Really gonna STICK it to those tall people! Always so CONFUSED and INDIFFERENT!!

[[A Twitter feed showing various replies to the hashtag.]]

Binston Pog @stretchlegstrong · 1h
what is this tag even about?? i'm 6'5"
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

Jingledan Arbinkle @biggboii · 41m
@stretchlegstrong I'm 7' and I can't be bothered to figure it out.
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

Honeydew Julius @delishuz · 27m
@stretchlegstrong @biggboii I'm barely 6'8" and I don't get it at all??
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

SHAQ II @i_am_also_tall · 16m
@biggboii so what?? ignore it. it's dumb
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

HowsTheWeather @6ft9in · 9m
¯_(ツ)_/¯
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

[[Plumberley shows the feed to another man, BLIMFORD.]]

BLIMFORD: Nobody seems to understand, or care about, your activism.
PLUMBERLEY: I know, RIGHT?? These tall chumps keep PROVING MY POINT!!

{{header: crouch down for WONDERMARK.COM}}

Twitter Dot Com: Where You Can Really Stick It To Tall People

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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