Comic Transcripts

[[A man, PLUMBERLEY, holds up his phone excitedly.]]

PLUMBERLEY: Check it out! I made a hashtag: #TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent
PLUMBERLEY: It’s TRENDING! Ha ha ha!!
PLUMBERLEY: Really gonna STICK it to those tall people! Always so CONFUSED and INDIFFERENT!!

[[A Twitter feed showing various replies to the hashtag.]]

Binston Pog @stretchlegstrong · 1h
what is this tag even about?? i’m 6’5″
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

Jingledan Arbinkle @biggboii · 41m
@stretchlegstrong I’m 7′ and I can’t be bothered to figure it out.
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

Honeydew Julius @delishuz · 27m
@stretchlegstrong @biggboii I’m barely 6’8″ and I don’t get it at all??
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

SHAQ II @i_am_also_tall · 16m
@biggboii so what?? ignore it. it’s dumb
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

HowsTheWeather @6ft9in · 9m
¯_(ツ)_/¯
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

[[Plumberley shows the feed to another man, BLIMFORD.]]

BLIMFORD: Nobody seems to understand, or care about, your activism.
PLUMBERLEY: I know, RIGHT?? These tall chumps keep PROVING MY POINT!!

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#1162; In which a Provocation is posted transcribed by in

[[A man, PLUMBERLEY, holds up his phone excitedly.]]

PLUMBERLEY: Check it out! I made a hashtag: #TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent
PLUMBERLEY: It's TRENDING! Ha ha ha!!
PLUMBERLEY: Really gonna STICK it to those tall people! Always so CONFUSED and INDIFFERENT!!

[[A Twitter feed showing various replies to the hashtag.]]

Binston Pog @stretchlegstrong · 1h
what is this tag even about?? i'm 6'5"
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

Jingledan Arbinkle @biggboii · 41m
@stretchlegstrong I'm 7' and I can't be bothered to figure it out.
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

Honeydew Julius @delishuz · 27m
@stretchlegstrong @biggboii I'm barely 6'8" and I don't get it at all??
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

SHAQ II @i_am_also_tall · 16m
@biggboii so what?? ignore it. it's dumb
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

HowsTheWeather @6ft9in · 9m
¯_(ツ)_/¯
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent

[[Plumberley shows the feed to another man, BLIMFORD.]]

BLIMFORD: Nobody seems to understand, or care about, your activism.
PLUMBERLEY: I know, RIGHT?? These tall chumps keep PROVING MY POINT!!

{{header: crouch down for WONDERMARK.COM}}

Twitter Dot Com: Where You Can Really Stick It To Tall People

#1162; In which a Provocation is posted

  — September 29th, 2015

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Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

April 4, 2026 by David Malki !

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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