[[A man, PLUMBERLEY, holds up his phone excitedly.]]
PLUMBERLEY: Check it out! I made a hashtag: #TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent
PLUMBERLEY: It's TRENDING! Ha ha ha!!
PLUMBERLEY: Really gonna STICK it to those tall people! Always so CONFUSED and INDIFFERENT!!
[[A Twitter feed showing various replies to the hashtag.]]
Binston Pog @stretchlegstrong · 1h
what is this tag even about?? i'm 6'5"
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent
Jingledan Arbinkle @biggboii · 41m
@stretchlegstrong I'm 7' and I can't be bothered to figure it out.
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent
Honeydew Julius @delishuz · 27m
@stretchlegstrong @biggboii I'm barely 6'8" and I don't get it at all??
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent
SHAQ II @i_am_also_tall · 16m
@biggboii so what?? ignore it. it's dumb
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent
HowsTheWeather @6ft9in · 9m
¯_(ツ)_/¯
#TallPeopleAreConfusedAndIndifferent
[[Plumberley shows the feed to another man, BLIMFORD.]]
BLIMFORD: Nobody seems to understand, or care about, your activism.
PLUMBERLEY: I know, RIGHT?? These tall chumps keep PROVING MY POINT!!
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