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DR. MONROE: Marcus! New Year’s resolutions! Spit them out, lad!
MARCUS: Yes sir
MARCUS: Uh
MARCUS: Um

DR. MONROE: None of this dallying! How will you be bettering yourself in the coming year? OUT with it before my BELT comes out with it!
MARCUS: Well uh I suppose I could uh
MARCUS: T-talk better

DR. MONROE: FINE! And now for MINE! I resolve to be more fair.

DR. MONROE: If I fail, I will pass a moment in quiet reflection. If YOU fail, I will THRASH YOUR BONES the like of which you have never felt!
MARCUS: Th-that’s not f-fair at all!
DR. MONROE: WELL IT IS STILL DECEMBER

{{header: make the rules at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: One simple way to rationalize any course of action: just loudly state any fact in a condescending tone}}

#784; The Resolution Loophole transcribed by in

DR. MONROE: Marcus! New Year’s resolutions! Spit them out, lad!
MARCUS: Yes sir
MARCUS: Uh
MARCUS: Um

DR. MONROE: None of this dallying! How will you be bettering yourself in the coming year? OUT with it before my BELT comes out with it!
MARCUS: Well uh I suppose I could uh
MARCUS: T-talk better

DR. MONROE: FINE! And now for MINE! I resolve to be more fair.

DR. MONROE: If I fail, I will pass a moment in quiet reflection. If YOU fail, I will THRASH YOUR BONES the like of which you have never felt!
MARCUS: Th-that’s not f-fair at all!
DR. MONROE: WELL IT IS STILL DECEMBER

{{header: make the rules at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: One simple way to rationalize any course of action: just loudly state any fact in a condescending tone}}

#784; The Resolution Loophole transcribed by in

DR. MONROE: Marcus! New Year's resolutions! Spit them out, lad!
MARCUS: Yes sir
MARCUS: Uh
MARCUS: Um

DR. MONROE: None of this dallying! How will you be bettering yourself in the coming year? OUT with it before my BELT comes out with it!
MARCUS: Well uh I suppose I could uh
MARCUS: T-talk better

DR. MONROE: FINE! And now for MINE! I resolve to be more fair.

DR. MONROE: If I fail, I will pass a moment in quiet reflection. If YOU fail, I will THRASH YOUR BONES the like of which you have never felt!
MARCUS: Th-that's not f-fair at all!
DR. MONROE: WELL IT IS STILL DECEMBER

{{header: make the rules at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: One simple way to rationalize any course of action: just loudly state any fact in a condescending tone}}

One simple way to rationalize any course of action: just loudly state any fact in a condescending tone

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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