Comic Transcripts

[[DARIUS speaks with the young CHEERIA in the kitchen.]]

DARIUS: Let me just get this straight. You put away the leftover pizza by wrapping the slices in foil.
CHEERIA: I did! I did do that!
DARIUS: Good. That’s fine.

DARIUS: You labeled some of them “P” and some of them “O.”
CHEERIA: I used a marker
DARIUS: All right

DARIUS: The slices marked “O” were PEPPERONI.
CHEERIA: I put “O” for “Oh man! This one is pepperoni!”
DARIUS: And the “P” slices…
CHEERIA: Stand for “Please! This one has olives!”

DARIUS: I feel like I should make you sit in a corner or something.
CHEERIA (turning away): ANYPLACE is a corner if you mean a place where WALLS MEET and WALLS are defined as anything that BOUND us including FEELINGS

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[[DARIUS speaks with the young CHEERIA in the kitchen.]]

DARIUS: Let me just get this straight. You put away the leftover pizza by wrapping the slices in foil.
CHEERIA: I did! I did do that!
DARIUS: Good. That’s fine.

DARIUS: You labeled some of them “P” and some of them “O.”
CHEERIA: I used a marker
DARIUS: All right

DARIUS: The slices marked “O” were PEPPERONI.
CHEERIA: I put “O” for “Oh man! This one is pepperoni!”
DARIUS: And the “P” slices…
CHEERIA: Stand for “Please! This one has olives!”

DARIUS: I feel like I should make you sit in a corner or something.
CHEERIA (turning away): ANYPLACE is a corner if you mean a place where WALLS MEET and WALLS are defined as anything that BOUND us including FEELINGS

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And since the only way we interact with the world is through perception, well, then aren't we ALL JUST SITTING IN CORNERS FOREVER

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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