#979; The Line Between Sour and Sweet

Comic Transcripts

[[BIFF confronts BAMM. Biff is already in Bamm’s personal space.]]

BIFF: Hey, you got a PROBLEM? I’ll HIT you! I’ll hit you REAL HARD with FORCE!

BAMM: You can TRY! Except I hit the hardest around here and also everywhere!

BIFF: I’m gonna hit you so hard, you’ll need a fishing pole to catch your breath!

BAMM: I’m gonna hit you so hard, you’ll be smelling my wedding ring for a week!

[[The pair further advance on one another.]]

BIFF: I’m gonna hit you so hard, you’ll get a kidney stone in the shape of my knuckles!

BAMM: I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’s gonna max out all the credit cards in your pocket!

BIFF: I’m gonna hit you so hard, your dental records will have my fingerprints!

BAMM: I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll ripple up the generations to our common ancestor, then back down until I’LL feel it!

[[They get even closer to each other…]]

BIFF: I’m gonna hit you so hard, your MOM will RETROACTIVELY give birth to a TUMBLEWEED!

BAMM: I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll convert all your memories of your mother to memories of MY FIST WEARING HER CLOTHES!

[[Closer…]]

BIFF: I’m gonna hit you so hard it’s gonna HURT a lot! It’ll trigger your pain receptors and YOU WON’T LIKE IT!

BAMM: I’m gonna hit you SO HARD, we’ll BOTH feel bad! Me for hurting you, and you real specifically where I hit you!

[[CLOSER…]]

BIFF: I’M GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD, IT’S NOT GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING BUT MORE DEEPLY ENTRENCH OUR SENSELESS ANIMOSITY!

BAMM: I’M GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD, I’M GONNA HAVE A LOT OF REGRETS ABOUT TONIGHT!

[[So close, their noses touch!]]

OFFSCREEN: JUST KISS ALREADY

BAMM: Shut UP we’re GONNA

#979; The Line Between Sour and Sweet transcribed by in

[[BIFF confronts BAMM. Biff is already in Bamm's personal space.]]

BIFF: Hey, you got a PROBLEM? I'll HIT you! I'll hit you REAL HARD with FORCE!

BAMM: You can TRY! Except I hit the hardest around here and also everywhere!

BIFF: I'm gonna hit you so hard, you'll need a fishing pole to catch your breath!

BAMM: I'm gonna hit you so hard, you'll be smelling my wedding ring for a week!

[[The pair further advance on one another.]]

BIFF: I'm gonna hit you so hard, you'll get a kidney stone in the shape of my knuckles!

BAMM: I'm gonna hit you so hard, it's gonna max out all the credit cards in your pocket!

BIFF: I'm gonna hit you so hard, your dental records will have my fingerprints!

BAMM: I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll ripple up the generations to our common ancestor, then back down until I'LL feel it!

[[They get even closer to each other...]]

BIFF: I'm gonna hit you so hard, your MOM will RETROACTIVELY give birth to a TUMBLEWEED!

BAMM: I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll convert all your memories of your mother to memories of MY FIST WEARING HER CLOTHES!

[[Closer...]]

BIFF: I'm gonna hit you so hard it's gonna HURT a lot! It'll trigger your pain receptors and YOU WON'T LIKE IT!

BAMM: I'm gonna hit you SO HARD, we'll BOTH feel bad! Me for hurting you, and you real specifically where I hit you!

[[CLOSER...]]

BIFF: I'M GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD, IT'S NOT GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING BUT MORE DEEPLY ENTRENCH OUR SENSELESS ANIMOSITY!

BAMM: I'M GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD, I'M GONNA HAVE A LOT OF REGRETS ABOUT TONIGHT!

[[So close, their noses touch!]]

OFFSCREEN: JUST KISS ALREADY

BAMM: Shut UP we're GONNA

I'm gonna hit you so hard, I'm never going to want to let you go

#979; The Line Between Sour and Sweet

— November 5th, 2013

[ Tags: duels, romance, violence ] Permalink: https://wondermark.com/c/979/

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In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.

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#979; The Line Between Sour and Sweet

— November 5th, 2013

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