Comic Transcripts

[[A somewhat chubby, balding man stands with forefinger uplifted in a dining room]]
Caption: DIET, DAY 1
Man: OKAY! FROM NOW ON, ONLY HEALTHY FOOD!

[[The man has put his forefinger down]]
Caption: DIET, DAY 1, MINUTE 2
Man: BUT SURELY I CAN’T BE EXPECTED TO SIMPLY THROW AWAY THAT HALF-EATEN BOX OF MINI-DOUGHNUTS THAT I’VE ALREADY PAID GOOD MONEY FOR

{{header: down a couple at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Those donuts are BLAMELESS and you would have me WASTE them?? WHO is the REAL monster here}}

#890; In which a Diet is embarked upon transcribed by in

[[A somewhat chubby, balding man stands with forefinger uplifted in a dining room]]
Caption: DIET, DAY 1
Man: OKAY! FROM NOW ON, ONLY HEALTHY FOOD!

[[The man has put his forefinger down]]
Caption: DIET, DAY 1, MINUTE 2
Man: BUT SURELY I CAN’T BE EXPECTED TO SIMPLY THROW AWAY THAT HALF-EATEN BOX OF MINI-DOUGHNUTS THAT I’VE ALREADY PAID GOOD MONEY FOR

{{header: down a couple at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Those donuts are BLAMELESS and you would have me WASTE them?? WHO is the REAL monster here}}

#890; In which a Diet is embarked upon transcribed by in

[[A somewhat chubby, balding man stands with forefinger uplifted in a dining room]]
Caption: DIET, DAY 1
Man: OKAY! FROM NOW ON, ONLY HEALTHY FOOD!

[[The man has put his forefinger down]]
Caption: DIET, DAY 1, MINUTE 2
Man: BUT SURELY I CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO SIMPLY THROW AWAY THAT HALF-EATEN BOX OF MINI-DOUGHNUTS THAT I'VE ALREADY PAID GOOD MONEY FOR

{{header: down a couple at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Those donuts are BLAMELESS and you would have me WASTE them?? WHO is the REAL monster here}}

Those donuts are BLAMELESS and you would have me WASTE them?? WHO is the REAL monster here

#890; In which a Diet is embarked upon

  — November 30th, 2012

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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