Comic Transcripts

[[FECK peers excitedly at a sign reading “Happy Hour SPECIAL!  Human baby MEAT TACOS only $1.00”]]

FECK: !!!

[[A DEVIL FECK and an ANGEL FECK immediately appear on FECK’s shoulders.

DEVIL FECK: OMG one dollar tacos!

ANGEL FECK: You’re on a low-carb diet.

DEVIL FECK: I will break ANY diet for ONE DOLLAR TACOS.

ANGEL FECK: They’re BABY MEAT tacos.

DEVIL FECK: I’ve never TRIED baby meat before!

ANGEL FECK: It’s BABY MEAT!

DEVIL FECK: When ELSE am I gonna get the chance to try baby meat?

ANGEL FECK: I feel like I should be able to filibuster this conversation indefinitely — or at LEAST until Happy Hour ends — by just repeating IT’S BABY MEAT!

ANGEL FECK: Besides, you’ve got things to do.

DEVIL FECK: They’ll never notice if I show up a little late.

ANGEL FECK: It’s a FUNERAL!

DEVIL FECK: Where they WON’T be serving LUNCH!

ANGEL FECK: It’s a BABY’S funeral!

DEVIL FECK: Who won’t even KNOW I’m not there!

ANGEL FECK: What about her PARENTS?

DEVIL FECK: There is a VIRTUALLY zero chance that I would be eating THEIR baby.

ANGEL FECK: You CANNOT be late to a BABY’S FUNERAL because you STOPPED to eat BABY MEAT!

DEVIL FECK: This is America!  I CAN BE ANYTHING I WANT TO BE!

ANGEL FECK: You don’t really want this.  You just think it’s funny to want it.

ANGEL FECK: Think about it.  How did you feel after you argued your way into trying those FRIED KITTEN TAILS at that sketchy food truck?

DEVIL FECK: …Somewhat mixed.

ANGEL FECK: Because fundamentally, when you’re not overwhelmed by a giddy infatuation with novelty, you do have a conscience.

DEVIL FECK: No, because I probably shouldn’t have gotten them with the skin on.

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#863; The Great Taco Debate transcribed by in

[[FECK peers excitedly at a sign reading "Happy Hour SPECIAL!  Human baby MEAT TACOS only $1.00"]]

FECK: !!!

[[A DEVIL FECK and an ANGEL FECK immediately appear on FECK's shoulders.

DEVIL FECK: OMG one dollar tacos!

ANGEL FECK: You're on a low-carb diet.

DEVIL FECK: I will break ANY diet for ONE DOLLAR TACOS.

ANGEL FECK: They're BABY MEAT tacos.

DEVIL FECK: I've never TRIED baby meat before!

ANGEL FECK: It's BABY MEAT!

DEVIL FECK: When ELSE am I gonna get the chance to try baby meat?

ANGEL FECK: I feel like I should be able to filibuster this conversation indefinitely -- or at LEAST until Happy Hour ends -- by just repeating IT'S BABY MEAT!

ANGEL FECK: Besides, you've got things to do.

DEVIL FECK: They'll never notice if I show up a little late.

ANGEL FECK: It's a FUNERAL!

DEVIL FECK: Where they WON'T be serving LUNCH!

ANGEL FECK: It's a BABY'S funeral!

DEVIL FECK: Who won't even KNOW I'm not there!

ANGEL FECK: What about her PARENTS?

DEVIL FECK: There is a VIRTUALLY zero chance that I would be eating THEIR baby.

ANGEL FECK: You CANNOT be late to a BABY'S FUNERAL because you STOPPED to eat BABY MEAT!

DEVIL FECK: This is America!  I CAN BE ANYTHING I WANT TO BE!

ANGEL FECK: You don't really want this.  You just think it's funny to want it.

ANGEL FECK: Think about it.  How did you feel after you argued your way into trying those FRIED KITTEN TAILS at that sketchy food truck?

DEVIL FECK: ...Somewhat mixed.

ANGEL FECK: Because fundamentally, when you're not overwhelmed by a giddy infatuation with novelty, you do have a conscience.

DEVIL FECK: No, because I probably shouldn't have gotten them with the skin on.

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picking fur out of my gums the whole trip.

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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