Comic Transcripts

[[FECK peers excitedly at a sign reading “Happy Hour SPECIAL!  Human baby MEAT TACOS only $1.00”]]

FECK: !!!

[[A DEVIL FECK and an ANGEL FECK immediately appear on FECK’s shoulders.

DEVIL FECK: OMG one dollar tacos!

ANGEL FECK: You’re on a low-carb diet.

DEVIL FECK: I will break ANY diet for ONE DOLLAR TACOS.

ANGEL FECK: They’re BABY MEAT tacos.

DEVIL FECK: I’ve never TRIED baby meat before!

ANGEL FECK: It’s BABY MEAT!

DEVIL FECK: When ELSE am I gonna get the chance to try baby meat?

ANGEL FECK: I feel like I should be able to filibuster this conversation indefinitely — or at LEAST until Happy Hour ends — by just repeating IT’S BABY MEAT!

ANGEL FECK: Besides, you’ve got things to do.

DEVIL FECK: They’ll never notice if I show up a little late.

ANGEL FECK: It’s a FUNERAL!

DEVIL FECK: Where they WON’T be serving LUNCH!

ANGEL FECK: It’s a BABY’S funeral!

DEVIL FECK: Who won’t even KNOW I’m not there!

ANGEL FECK: What about her PARENTS?

DEVIL FECK: There is a VIRTUALLY zero chance that I would be eating THEIR baby.

ANGEL FECK: You CANNOT be late to a BABY’S FUNERAL because you STOPPED to eat BABY MEAT!

DEVIL FECK: This is America!  I CAN BE ANYTHING I WANT TO BE!

ANGEL FECK: You don’t really want this.  You just think it’s funny to want it.

ANGEL FECK: Think about it.  How did you feel after you argued your way into trying those FRIED KITTEN TAILS at that sketchy food truck?

DEVIL FECK: …Somewhat mixed.

ANGEL FECK: Because fundamentally, when you’re not overwhelmed by a giddy infatuation with novelty, you do have a conscience.

DEVIL FECK: No, because I probably shouldn’t have gotten them with the skin on.

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#863; The Great Taco Debate transcribed by in

[[FECK peers excitedly at a sign reading "Happy Hour SPECIAL!  Human baby MEAT TACOS only $1.00"]]

FECK: !!!

[[A DEVIL FECK and an ANGEL FECK immediately appear on FECK's shoulders.

DEVIL FECK: OMG one dollar tacos!

ANGEL FECK: You're on a low-carb diet.

DEVIL FECK: I will break ANY diet for ONE DOLLAR TACOS.

ANGEL FECK: They're BABY MEAT tacos.

DEVIL FECK: I've never TRIED baby meat before!

ANGEL FECK: It's BABY MEAT!

DEVIL FECK: When ELSE am I gonna get the chance to try baby meat?

ANGEL FECK: I feel like I should be able to filibuster this conversation indefinitely -- or at LEAST until Happy Hour ends -- by just repeating IT'S BABY MEAT!

ANGEL FECK: Besides, you've got things to do.

DEVIL FECK: They'll never notice if I show up a little late.

ANGEL FECK: It's a FUNERAL!

DEVIL FECK: Where they WON'T be serving LUNCH!

ANGEL FECK: It's a BABY'S funeral!

DEVIL FECK: Who won't even KNOW I'm not there!

ANGEL FECK: What about her PARENTS?

DEVIL FECK: There is a VIRTUALLY zero chance that I would be eating THEIR baby.

ANGEL FECK: You CANNOT be late to a BABY'S FUNERAL because you STOPPED to eat BABY MEAT!

DEVIL FECK: This is America!  I CAN BE ANYTHING I WANT TO BE!

ANGEL FECK: You don't really want this.  You just think it's funny to want it.

ANGEL FECK: Think about it.  How did you feel after you argued your way into trying those FRIED KITTEN TAILS at that sketchy food truck?

DEVIL FECK: ...Somewhat mixed.

ANGEL FECK: Because fundamentally, when you're not overwhelmed by a giddy infatuation with novelty, you do have a conscience.

DEVIL FECK: No, because I probably shouldn't have gotten them with the skin on.

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picking fur out of my gums the whole trip.

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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