Comic Transcripts

[[CRANSOM looks at his cell phone, reading a text message]]

MESSAGE: Had a fun time yesterday.  you want to eat out of cans again tomorrow

[[The message ends with a winking face emoticon.  Cransom types a message back.]]

CRANSOM’S MESSAGE: Only if you take me for a walk afterwards *puppydog eyes*

SFX: tappa tappa tap tap SEND

[[Cransom immediately reconsiders, his expression turning to one of panic.]]

CRANSOM (thinking): Oh geez was that funny? Was that funny or did I seem like a weirdo?

CRANSOM (thinking): AHH I think I sounded like a WEIRDO or like some kind of strange person obsessed with DOGS  or something, I don’t know how she feels about dogs, I don’t know if maybe she hates dogs

CRANSOM (thinking): Maybe she lost a dog in a house fire.  Oh man that would be the WORST text to get!  I am SUCH an idiot why do I even think I can TRY to be funny

CRANSOM (thinking): New rule: NEVER JOKE NEVER JOKE AAAHHH

SFX: bleep

[[Cransom looks at the response on the cell phone.]]

MESSAGE:  Deal.  You bring the leash.

[[Cransom’s hat pops off his head as his hair stands on end cartoonishly.]]

CRANSOM: Wa-YOWZA!!

[[header: hear back from WONDERMARK.COM]]

#848; The Lament of the Clever transcribed by in

[[CRANSOM looks at his cell phone, reading a text message]]

MESSAGE: Had a fun time yesterday.  you want to eat out of cans again tomorrow

[[The message ends with a winking face emoticon.  Cransom types a message back.]]

CRANSOM'S MESSAGE: Only if you take me for a walk afterwards *puppydog eyes*

SFX: tappa tappa tap tap SEND

[[Cransom immediately reconsiders, his expression turning to one of panic.]]

CRANSOM (thinking): Oh geez was that funny? Was that funny or did I seem like a weirdo?

CRANSOM (thinking): AHH I think I sounded like a WEIRDO or like some kind of strange person obsessed with DOGS  or something, I don't know how she feels about dogs, I don't know if maybe she hates dogs

CRANSOM (thinking): Maybe she lost a dog in a house fire.  Oh man that would be the WORST text to get!  I am SUCH an idiot why do I even think I can TRY to be funny

CRANSOM (thinking): New rule: NEVER JOKE NEVER JOKE AAAHHH

SFX: bleep

[[Cransom looks at the response on the cell phone.]]

MESSAGE:  Deal.  You bring the leash.

[[Cransom's hat pops off his head as his hair stands on end cartoonishly.]]

CRANSOM: Wa-YOWZA!!

[[header: hear back from WONDERMARK.COM]]

He texts back: ''K.'' Followed by: ''I gave you that K 'cause I don't need it anymore, seeing as how my nerve-racking just became nerve-RACING.'' Followed by: ten more minutes of silent angry shouting at himself

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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