Comic Transcripts

[[The entire panel is taken up with a cropped screenshot of a web forum: ‘MyTacs: Share your TicTac?? Moments’. Various forum posters are discussing their love of Tic Tacs.]]

kittymom: I love tic tacs I give them to my boyfriend before he kisses me 😉

usaflag5: Was there ever a purpel Tic Tac? I remember from 10-12 yrs ago and maybe it was grape/???
email me if there is still grape popouri75@mapnet.pc

debbieNV: Can Orange Tick Tacks dissolve in water? Someone told me they made orange soda by dissolving Orange T…

[[Gerald is evidently a member of this forum, and his voluminous post does not quite fit in the panel frame. He’s made 6428 other posts.]]

gerardman: Have any of you other ‘Taccers man…
beyond the hidden message in the t…
and on the billboards? I thought it u…
cipher and after a little futzing around…
decoded to a message that rang wh…
think is a fax machine, but all the fa…
got no reply. Nobody answers the ph…
so I’m not sure if I should wait for a…
back or what? I made sure my Calle…
wasn’t blocked and even downloade…
utility so the fax machine spoofed a …
number but so far bupkis. Mainly I’m…
to get worried that the cipher is dep…
moon phases and we’re already wel…
waxing gibbous. If you want to PM r…
promise I won’t cheat 😉 I’ll even sh…
of the license plates I decoded. The …
that deliver the Tic Tacs to the store…
my area all have ‘Apportioned’ plate…
all but four of them feature vowels…
can’t be a coincidence! 😛 ..So I’ve…
an Excel… 20543 characters more

sgallo1995: woah

TicAttack: gerardman, you have had your last warning. You are hereby banned from the forum. Do not post here any longer. Your IP has been logged and added to our site-wide blacklist.

Your trespassing at the homes of our corporate officers has been extensively documented. We have had no choice but to fax your picture to every Tic Tac?? retailer in the country. They will no longer sell you Tic Tacs??.

If we ever hear of you illegally obtaining Tic Tacs??, interacting with our brand in any way, or even using the words “Tic Tacs??” in any form, we will levy criminal charges.

You are done with Tic Tacs??.

sgallo1995: burnnnn

[[Gerald sits alone in the dark, in front of a laptop showing the MyTacs forum.]]

Gerald: So. I must be getting close.

{{header: that’s it. WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Gerard needs this.}}

#816; The Tic Tac Mystery, Part 4 transcribed by in

[[The entire panel is taken up with a cropped screenshot of a web forum: ‘MyTacs: Share your TicTac?? Moments’. Various forum posters are discussing their love of Tic Tacs.]]

kittymom: I love tic tacs I give them to my boyfriend before he kisses me 😉

usaflag5: Was there ever a purpel Tic Tac? I remember from 10-12 yrs ago and maybe it was grape/???
email me if there is still grape popouri75@mapnet.pc

debbieNV: Can Orange Tick Tacks dissolve in water? Someone told me they made orange soda by dissolving Orange T…

[[Gerald is evidently a member of this forum, and his voluminous post does not quite fit in the panel frame. He’s made 6428 other posts.]]

gerardman: Have any of you other ‘Taccers man…
beyond the hidden message in the t…
and on the billboards? I thought it u…
cipher and after a little futzing around…
decoded to a message that rang wh…
think is a fax machine, but all the fa…
got no reply. Nobody answers the ph…
so I’m not sure if I should wait for a…
back or what? I made sure my Calle…
wasn’t blocked and even downloade…
utility so the fax machine spoofed a …
number but so far bupkis. Mainly I’m…
to get worried that the cipher is dep…
moon phases and we’re already wel…
waxing gibbous. If you want to PM r…
promise I won’t cheat 😉 I’ll even sh…
of the license plates I decoded. The …
that deliver the Tic Tacs to the store…
my area all have ‘Apportioned’ plate…
all but four of them feature vowels…
can’t be a coincidence! 😛 ..So I’ve…
an Excel… 20543 characters more

sgallo1995: woah

TicAttack: gerardman, you have had your last warning. You are hereby banned from the forum. Do not post here any longer. Your IP has been logged and added to our site-wide blacklist.

Your trespassing at the homes of our corporate officers has been extensively documented. We have had no choice but to fax your picture to every Tic Tac?? retailer in the country. They will no longer sell you Tic Tacs??.

If we ever hear of you illegally obtaining Tic Tacs??, interacting with our brand in any way, or even using the words “Tic Tacs??” in any form, we will levy criminal charges.

You are done with Tic Tacs??.

sgallo1995: burnnnn

[[Gerald sits alone in the dark, in front of a laptop showing the MyTacs forum.]]

Gerald: So. I must be getting close.

{{header: that’s it. WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Gerard needs this.}}

#816; The Tic Tac Mystery, Part 4 transcribed by in

[[The entire panel is taken up with a cropped screenshot of a web forum: 'MyTacs: Share your TicTac?? Moments'. Various forum posters are discussing their love of Tic Tacs.]]

kittymom: I love tic tacs I give them to my boyfriend before he kisses me ;)

usaflag5: Was there ever a purpel Tic Tac? I remember from 10-12 yrs ago and maybe it was grape/???
email me if there is still grape popouri75@mapnet.pc

debbieNV: Can Orange Tick Tacks dissolve in water? Someone told me they made orange soda by dissolving Orange T...

[[Gerald is evidently a member of this forum, and his voluminous post does not quite fit in the panel frame. He's made 6428 other posts.]]

gerardman: Have any of you other 'Taccers man...
beyond the hidden message in the t...
and on the billboards? I thought it u...
cipher and after a little futzing around...
decoded to a message that rang wh...
think is a fax machine, but all the fa...
got no reply. Nobody answers the ph...
so I'm not sure if I should wait for a...
back or what? I made sure my Calle...
wasn't blocked and even downloade...
utility so the fax machine spoofed a ...
number but so far bupkis. Mainly I'm...
to get worried that the cipher is dep...
moon phases and we're already wel...
waxing gibbous. If you want to PM r...
promise I won't cheat ;) I'll even sh...
of the license plates I decoded. The ...
that deliver the Tic Tacs to the store...
my area all have 'Apportioned' plate...
all but four of them feature vowels...
can't be a coincidence! :P ..So I've...
an Excel... 20543 characters more

sgallo1995: woah

TicAttack: gerardman, you have had your last warning. You are hereby banned from the forum. Do not post here any longer. Your IP has been logged and added to our site-wide blacklist.

Your trespassing at the homes of our corporate officers has been extensively documented. We have had no choice but to fax your picture to every Tic Tac?? retailer in the country. They will no longer sell you Tic Tacs??.

If we ever hear of you illegally obtaining Tic Tacs??, interacting with our brand in any way, or even using the words "Tic Tacs??" in any form, we will levy criminal charges.

You are done with Tic Tacs??.

sgallo1995: burnnnn

[[Gerald sits alone in the dark, in front of a laptop showing the MyTacs forum.]]

Gerald: So. I must be getting close.

{{header: that's it. WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Gerard needs this.}}

Gerard needs this.

Aaaand we’re going to leave it there. (This story began here.)

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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