Comic Transcripts

BETH: How’s it going? Still feeling bad?
YURI: Can I have more Sudafed and Benadryl and anything else you got

YURI: I do not understand how human beings functioned before the invention of pharmaceuticals. The Pyramids! The Great Wall of China! Railroads crossing continents!

YURI: NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS built all that stuff without so much as an aspirin. And sometimes BEER instead of WATER! How did they manage? I get a head cold and I can’t stand up for more than five minutes!

BETH: You’d probably be more robust too if you got that much exercise.
YURI: Enslaved by a cruel monarch! Worked to death by thirty! But I bet their sinuses were clear as HELL!

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BETH: How’s it going? Still feeling bad?
YURI: Can I have more Sudafed and Benadryl and anything else you got

YURI: I do not understand how human beings functioned before the invention of pharmaceuticals. The Pyramids! The Great Wall of China! Railroads crossing continents!

YURI: NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS built all that stuff without so much as an aspirin. And sometimes BEER instead of WATER! How did they manage? I get a head cold and I can’t stand up for more than five minutes!

BETH: You’d probably be more robust too if you got that much exercise.
YURI: Enslaved by a cruel monarch! Worked to death by thirty! But I bet their sinuses were clear as HELL!

{{header: take two WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Okay, FINE, I’ll try chewing on coca leaves to see if it makes me feel better. BUT ONLY FOR SCIENCE}}

#785; In which Medicine is necessary transcribed by in

BETH: How's it going? Still feeling bad?
YURI: Can I have more Sudafed and Benadryl and anything else you got

YURI: I do not understand how human beings functioned before the invention of pharmaceuticals. The Pyramids! The Great Wall of China! Railroads crossing continents!

YURI: NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS built all that stuff without so much as an aspirin. And sometimes BEER instead of WATER! How did they manage? I get a head cold and I can't stand up for more than five minutes!

BETH: You'd probably be more robust too if you got that much exercise.
YURI: Enslaved by a cruel monarch! Worked to death by thirty! But I bet their sinuses were clear as HELL!

{{header: take two WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Okay, FINE, I'll try chewing on coca leaves to see if it makes me feel better. BUT ONLY FOR SCIENCE}}

Okay, FINE, I'll try chewing on coca leaves to see if it makes me feel better. BUT ONLY FOR SCIENCE

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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