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[[A majestic forest. The GOOFY ELK stands proud on a hillside.]]
Not Simmons: (Off-panel) The noble Goofy Elk! I’ve never seen such a magnificent specimen!

[[NOT SIMMONS and SIMMONS observe the Goofy Elk. Not Simmons levels an awed finger in its direction; Simmons watches it through binoculars.]]
Not Simmons: This is a red-letter day, Simmons! The Goofy Elk is exceedingly rare!
Simmons: Such a frail and vulnerable animal – I wonder what defense at all it has against predators!

[[The view through Simmons’s binoculars. The Goofy Elk turns its goofy stare in their direction.]]
Not Simmons: (Off-panel) It’s looking our way!

[[Simmons and Not-Simmons now bear the visage of the Goofy Elk.]]

{{header: try to spot WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: GOOF’D!}}

#741; The Elusive Goofy Elk transcribed by in

[[A majestic forest. The GOOFY ELK stands proud on a hillside.]]
Not Simmons: (Off-panel) The noble Goofy Elk! I've never seen such a magnificent specimen!

[[NOT SIMMONS and SIMMONS observe the Goofy Elk. Not Simmons levels an awed finger in its direction; Simmons watches it through binoculars.]]
Not Simmons: This is a red-letter day, Simmons! The Goofy Elk is exceedingly rare!
Simmons: Such a frail and vulnerable animal - I wonder what defense at all it has against predators!

[[The view through Simmons's binoculars. The Goofy Elk turns its goofy stare in their direction.]]
Not Simmons: (Off-panel) It's looking our way!

[[Simmons and Not-Simmons now bear the visage of the Goofy Elk.]]

{{header: try to spot WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: GOOF'D!}}

GOOF'D!

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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