Comic Transcripts

BRUCE [[singing, dancing amid pigs swinging from chains]]: We chant the night away and
Then we set the pigs swinging’
The squeal of pigs in harmony
In undead ears is ringing’
No ghost we know or see or hear
Is welcome ‘neath this roof
We gonna getcha ghosts out
Like a dirty stinky tooth
HUGO [[also dancing]]: Tooth!
BRUCE: We get them ghosts out
With an exorcism proper
They gonna make like Arnie
Gonna get to the choppa
MILO: Why are we doing this?
DELIA: Because it’s HILARIOUS

[[header: sing along to WONDERMARK.COM]]

[[alt-text: ‘We have been compared to Wagner’]]

#673; The Matter of the Envelopes, Pt.4 transcribed by in

BRUCE [[singing, dancing amid pigs swinging from chains]]: We chant the night away and
Then we set the pigs swinging’
The squeal of pigs in harmony
In undead ears is ringing’
No ghost we know or see or hear
Is welcome ‘neath this roof
We gonna getcha ghosts out
Like a dirty stinky tooth
HUGO [[also dancing]]: Tooth!
BRUCE: We get them ghosts out
With an exorcism proper
They gonna make like Arnie
Gonna get to the choppa
MILO: Why are we doing this?
DELIA: Because it’s HILARIOUS

[[header: sing along to WONDERMARK.COM]]

[[alt-text: ‘We have been compared to Wagner’]]

#673; The Matter of the Envelopes, Pt.4 transcribed by in

BRUCE [[singing, dancing amid pigs swinging from chains]]: We chant the night away and
Then we set the pigs swinging'
The squeal of pigs in harmony
In undead ears is ringing'
No ghost we know or see or hear
Is welcome 'neath this roof
We gonna getcha ghosts out
Like a dirty stinky tooth
HUGO [[also dancing]]: Tooth!
BRUCE: We get them ghosts out
With an exorcism proper
They gonna make like Arnie
Gonna get to the choppa
MILO: Why are we doing this?
DELIA: Because it's HILARIOUS

[[header: sing along to WONDERMARK.COM]]

[[alt-text: 'We have been compared to Wagner']]

'We have been compared to Wagner'

#673; The Matter of the Envelopes, Pt.4

  — November 5th, 2010

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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