ANGIE: Did you pick up a gift for Shauna's party?
BRAD: Yeah, I found THIS awesomeness at a yard sale!
[[It's a lamp, the body of which is an entire turtle with the socket coming out of its mouth and the base emerging somewhat farther south.]]
BRAD: I named him STRIVEY.
He thinks the lamp is lettuce.
ANGIE: Get SERIOUS.
BRAD: WhAAAAt?
ANGIE: You KNOW how important it is to make a good impression with Shauna. She can unlock a LOT of business for us.
Yard sale INDEED. I will NOT have her thinking we're a bunch of CHEAPSKATES.
[[BRAD is a little put out.]]
[[He goes to his (quite modern-looking) computer...]]
[[...and something emerges from his gear-driven, coal-fired, cast-iron printer.]]
[[It's a large, barcoded price tag for $1,869.00, which he applies to the turtle's shell.]]
{{Header: make an impression at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Oh WHOOPS ha ha ha I guess I forgot to remove that! HOW EMBARRASSING}}