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[[NELSON passes a large woman in the street.]]
NELSON: Hey Fatty, watch where you’re going! Don’t make me make you cry mayonnaise!

MABEL: Why would you SAY something so MEAN?
NELSON: I have a nutritional deficiency. I must supplement my diet with a rare mineral found only in human suffering.

MABEL: Oh, please. Don’t elevate a garden-variety social disorder into a medical–
NELSON (interrupting and looking the other way): HEY SCROOGE McDORK! Nothing in your life will turn out as well as you think it ought to!

[[NELSON leaps onto a passerby and starts sucking on the man’s head.]]
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[[NELSON passes a large woman in the street.]]
NELSON: Hey Fatty, watch where you're going! Don't make me make you cry mayonnaise!

MABEL: Why would you SAY something so MEAN?
NELSON: I have a nutritional deficiency. I must supplement my diet with a rare mineral found only in human suffering.

MABEL: Oh, please. Don't elevate a garden-variety social disorder into a medical--
NELSON (interrupting and looking the other way): HEY SCROOGE McDORK! Nothing in your life will turn out as well as you think it ought to!

[[NELSON leaps onto a passerby and starts sucking on the man's head.]]
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{{Header: pounce on WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: the more you struggle the sweeter it gets}}

the more you struggle the sweeter it gets

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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