NORVILLE: Do you stock plumbing supplies? I need some 5/8" brass fittings.
ASHTON: Oh, NO! There's been a CONTAMINATION SCARE on brass fittings!
ASHTON: EVERYTHING'S been QUARANTINED! You don't have any in your HOUSE, do you?
NORVILLE: CONTAMINATION-- That doesn't really make--
ASHTON: BRASS has been reclassified a ZONE ALPHA DEADLY POISON! Don't move, you might be infected!
ASHTON: BRING IN THE DECONTAMINANT SCRUB!
[[SETH enters and sprays NORVILLE with a substance from a tank carried on his back.]]
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NORVILLE: This tastes like spray glue.
ASHTON: LOOK OUT!
[[NORVILLE is showered with sprockets.]]
[[NORVILLE is now thoroughly covered with sprockets, thanks to the spray glue.]]
ASHTON: HAHAHAHA!
ASHTON: You've
ASHTON: been
ASHTON and TWO OTHER MEN: STEAMPUNK'D!
[[NORVILLE stands there silently, still covered in sprockets.]]
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