Comic Transcripts

[[A horn is mounted on a stand. A large placard affixed to the stand reads BLOW ME.]]

[[SEBASTIAN approaches, sees the horn and the sign.]]

[[SEBASTIAN moves on.]]

SHIRLEY: So…DID you?
SEBASTIAN: Of COURSE not! It’s some kind of trick or something!
Who even MAKES a SIGN like that?

[[Back to the horn.]]
HORN: Well the subtle approach sure wasn’t working.

{{Header: make your wishes known at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: c’mon it’s what I was MADE for}}

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[[A horn is mounted on a stand. A large placard affixed to the stand reads BLOW ME.]]

[[SEBASTIAN approaches, sees the horn and the sign.]]

[[SEBASTIAN moves on.]]

SHIRLEY: So...DID you?
SEBASTIAN: Of COURSE not! It's some kind of trick or something!
Who even MAKES a SIGN like that?

[[Back to the horn.]]
HORN: Well the subtle approach sure wasn't working.

{{Header: make your wishes known at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: c'mon it's what I was MADE for}}

c'mon it's what I was MADE for

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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