#465; In which a Conversation dies

Comic Transcripts

CLIVE: How’s WORKING FROM HOME treating you?
LUCINDA: Great! Except for this GUY who keeps coming into my office and POOPING in the corner of the room.
Onto this, like, MOUND OF SAND set up for JUST THAT PURPOSE!
CLIVE: POOPING–Oh, the CAT! Ha ha ha!

CLIVE: I used to have a co-worker like that! She was cute, but eventually I had to LOCK HER IN THE BATHROOM to stop her from trying to LICK MY FACE all the time!
LUCINDA: The guy in MY office is real “touchy” too.
VERY affectionate, TOTALLY inappropriate for the workplace. He always wants to SIT ON MY LAP while I WORK! I should really file a FORMAL COMPLAINT with H.R.!

REG: I can’t compete with you folks! Weirdest thing that ever happened to me down at the factory was a guy ratted me out for pocketing misformed O-rings off the line an’ takin’ ’em home for “ILLICIT PURPOSES.”
But he got HIS! Four and a half hours o’ NIGHT-VISION VIDEO of him stayin’ after hours an’ HUMPIN’ the welding robots!

[[CLIVE AND LUCINDA just stare at REG silently.]]

#465; In which a Conversation dies transcribed by in

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!