Comic Transcripts

JOE (a bear): Guess what! I feel great! Back’s not hurting, sinuses are clear.
PAULO: Um, okay. Congratulations. That’s…that’s good, right?

JOE: See, I know that I complain incessantly when I feel bad. But when I feel fine, I take it for granted. So I’ve decided to be more cognizant of the times when I feel healthy! Like today!
PAULO: Joe, the only reason I ever nurse you back to health is to stop your “blah blah blah me me me” whining all day long. So should I stop caring for you when you’re sick? Is it not going to shut you up anymore?

JOE: Update: I WAS doing fine, but now I’m actually feeling a bit put-out.
PAULO: I DON’T NEED A PLAY-BY-PLAY
JOE: THEN DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO MY TWITTER FEED

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#370; In which a Bear is Doing Fine transcribed by in

JOE (a bear): Guess what! I feel great! Back's not hurting, sinuses are clear.
PAULO: Um, okay. Congratulations. That's...that's good, right?

JOE: See, I know that I complain incessantly when I feel bad. But when I feel fine, I take it for granted. So I've decided to be more cognizant of the times when I feel healthy! Like today!
PAULO: Joe, the only reason I ever nurse you back to health is to stop your "blah blah blah me me me" whining all day long. So should I stop caring for you when you're sick? Is it not going to shut you up anymore?

JOE: Update: I WAS doing fine, but now I'm actually feeling a bit put-out.
PAULO: I DON'T NEED A PLAY-BY-PLAY
JOE: THEN DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO MY TWITTER FEED

{{header: tell me about WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: that hat doesn't look like it fits joe very well!}}

that hat doesn't look like it fits joe very well!

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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