Comic Transcripts

SONJA: AAAHH!! I’m missing my show!
GWENCH: OW! My arm! Hold on a sec!
SONJA: Come on come on we gotta get going
GWENCH: Hanging out with you is always so exhausting! Geez.

GWENCH: You know what your problem is? You’re afraid of missing out.
GWENCH: Everything barks for your attention, and you indulge it. You don’t have to do it all. It’s not worth it. Like when we went on our trip – remember that tour guide? “This is a rare chance, we almost never get to see the inside of the factor,” that whole spiel?

SONJA: Yeah! And we didn’t go! We totally missed out!
GWENCH: Did we, though?
GWENCH: Do you really regret not seeing the inside of the rope factory? Wasn’t it better to just relax in that park and watch the sun go down?

SONJA: It wasn’t a rope factory. It was a nunchuk factory.
GWENCH: WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS

{{header: don’t waste a second at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: kids, whenever someone starts a statement with ‘you know what your problem is?’, it is usually rhetorical. just a tip!}}

#334; In which Sonya cannot be Idle transcribed by in

SONJA: AAAHH!! I’m missing my show!
GWENCH: OW! My arm! Hold on a sec!
SONJA: Come on come on we gotta get going
GWENCH: Hanging out with you is always so exhausting! Geez.

GWENCH: You know what your problem is? You’re afraid of missing out.
GWENCH: Everything barks for your attention, and you indulge it. You don’t have to do it all. It’s not worth it. Like when we went on our trip – remember that tour guide? “This is a rare chance, we almost never get to see the inside of the factor,” that whole spiel?

SONJA: Yeah! And we didn’t go! We totally missed out!
GWENCH: Did we, though?
GWENCH: Do you really regret not seeing the inside of the rope factory? Wasn’t it better to just relax in that park and watch the sun go down?

SONJA: It wasn’t a rope factory. It was a nunchuk factory.
GWENCH: WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS

{{header: don’t waste a second at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: kids, whenever someone starts a statement with ‘you know what your problem is?’, it is usually rhetorical. just a tip!}}

#334; In which Sonya cannot be Idle transcribed by in

SONJA: AAAHH!! I'm missing my show!
GWENCH: OW! My arm! Hold on a sec!
SONJA: Come on come on we gotta get going
GWENCH: Hanging out with you is always so exhausting! Geez.

GWENCH: You know what your problem is? You're afraid of missing out.
GWENCH: Everything barks for your attention, and you indulge it. You don't have to do it all. It's not worth it. Like when we went on our trip - remember that tour guide? "This is a rare chance, we almost never get to see the inside of the factor," that whole spiel?

SONJA: Yeah! And we didn't go! We totally missed out!
GWENCH: Did we, though?
GWENCH: Do you really regret not seeing the inside of the rope factory? Wasn't it better to just relax in that park and watch the sun go down?

SONJA: It wasn't a rope factory. It was a nunchuk factory.
GWENCH: WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS

{{header: don't waste a second at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: kids, whenever someone starts a statement with 'you know what your problem is?', it is usually rhetorical. just a tip!}}

kids, whenever someone starts a statement with 'you know what your problem is?', it is usually rhetorical. just a tip!

Bolted! Fulfillment Update

Photo courtesy of backer Nicola!

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!


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