MISS TRUNDLE: AAAH! That Walt-Whitman-headed bat is back!
ALVIN: I told you to be more uptight with your gardening! You're inviting in all sorts of crazies. What with your assorted wildflowers.
WALT-WHITMAN-HEADED BAT: O listen, unimpressed mortals -
WALT-WHITMAN-HEADED BAT: Shall I grant you each some wish?
WALT-WHITMAN-HEADED BAT: Some small boon, some favor, some easy accessory against each day's uneasy burden? So that your young, handsome faces may shine with newfound delight?
MISS TRUNDLE: A wish, eh? Well, let's see here...
MISS TRUNDLE: With only one shot, I better make it good...wishing for more wishes is always out...how about wishing for the best possible wish? Would that even work?
WALT-WHITMAN-HEADED BAT: Okay, I get it. You wish you were more decisive. How about you?
ALVIN: I want to be able to jump into my pants with both legs at once.
WALT-WHITMAN-HEADED BAT: Oh man yes! AWESOME! In fact, BAM! Now EVERYONE can do that!
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{{alt-text: if only comics were real :( I guess I will have to settle for broken ankles}}