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[[MIKEY stands before a crowd, holding a book.]]
MIKEY: Attention, everyone. Unless each of you gives me one dollar, I will reveal the ending to the new Harry Potter book.
MIKEY: Please form an orderly line to my left. Cash only.

MIKEY: I’m serious, folks. I know who lives, who dies, who’s something called a horshack.
BORIS: So what. I already read it.
TOSHI: Me too. I read it over the weekend.
FRANCISCO: I think we all did.

MIKEY: But – but I thought this was a big deal! Leaks on the Internet, people going to jail…
LORD FANBELT: SO last week.
BORIS: We’ve moved on, man.
ED: HP-7 is old news to us.
MIKEY: Then what are you all in line for?
FRANCISCO: Rumor has it that J. K. R. once touched a rock up there.
GERALDO: It’s all we have left

{{header: move on at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the rock may shed light on questions raised by previous rocks j.k.r. may or may not have touched, and may also raise new questions to be addressed by future rocks}}

#321; The Failure of an Entrepreneur transcribed by in

[[MIKEY stands before a crowd, holding a book.]]
MIKEY: Attention, everyone. Unless each of you gives me one dollar, I will reveal the ending to the new Harry Potter book.
MIKEY: Please form an orderly line to my left. Cash only.

MIKEY: I’m serious, folks. I know who lives, who dies, who’s something called a horshack.
BORIS: So what. I already read it.
TOSHI: Me too. I read it over the weekend.
FRANCISCO: I think we all did.

MIKEY: But – but I thought this was a big deal! Leaks on the Internet, people going to jail…
LORD FANBELT: SO last week.
BORIS: We’ve moved on, man.
ED: HP-7 is old news to us.
MIKEY: Then what are you all in line for?
FRANCISCO: Rumor has it that J. K. R. once touched a rock up there.
GERALDO: It’s all we have left

{{header: move on at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the rock may shed light on questions raised by previous rocks j.k.r. may or may not have touched, and may also raise new questions to be addressed by future rocks}}

#321; The Failure of an Entrepreneur transcribed by in

[[MIKEY stands before a crowd, holding a book.]]
MIKEY: Attention, everyone. Unless each of you gives me one dollar, I will reveal the ending to the new Harry Potter book.
MIKEY: Please form an orderly line to my left. Cash only.

MIKEY: I'm serious, folks. I know who lives, who dies, who's something called a horshack.
BORIS: So what. I already read it.
TOSHI: Me too. I read it over the weekend.
FRANCISCO: I think we all did.

MIKEY: But - but I thought this was a big deal! Leaks on the Internet, people going to jail...
LORD FANBELT: SO last week.
BORIS: We've moved on, man.
ED: HP-7 is old news to us.
MIKEY: Then what are you all in line for?
FRANCISCO: Rumor has it that J. K. R. once touched a rock up there.
GERALDO: It's all we have left

{{header: move on at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the rock may shed light on questions raised by previous rocks j.k.r. may or may not have touched, and may also raise new questions to be addressed by future rocks}}

the rock may shed light on questions raised by previous rocks j.k.r. may or may not have touched, and may also raise new questions to be addressed by future rocks

#321; The Failure of an Entrepreneur

  — July 25th, 2007

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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