Comic Transcripts

[[A car stands at rest in front of a country house, its alarms blaring]]
Car: <>

[[Nearby, a gentleman with a bowler hat and cane glances at the car.]]
Gentleman: You know, that’s really annoying. Could you please cut it out.
Car: B-B-But I’m being STOLEN!
Gentleman: You’re NOT being stolen.
Gentleman: Somebody WALKED BY you. Get over it.

[[The view closes, framing the torso of the man and the car’s front fender. The car appears forlorn.]]
Car: I-I’m NOT?
Car: But what if I WAS? What if I was being stolen?
Gentleman: If you were being stolen I would throw a party. I would throw a freaking PARTY.
Gentleman: <> That annoying car is being stolen!
Gentleman: <> Hooray!

{{header: party on at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i just wanted someone to NOTICE me}}

#286; In which a Car considers a Hypothetical transcribed by in

[[A car stands at rest in front of a country house, its alarms blaring]]
Car: <>

[[Nearby, a gentleman with a bowler hat and cane glances at the car.]]
Gentleman: You know, that's really annoying. Could you please cut it out.
Car: B-B-But I'm being STOLEN!
Gentleman: You're NOT being stolen.
Gentleman: Somebody WALKED BY you. Get over it.

[[The view closes, framing the torso of the man and the car's front fender. The car appears forlorn.]]
Car: I-I'm NOT?
Car: But what if I WAS? What if I was being stolen?
Gentleman: If you were being stolen I would throw a party. I would throw a freaking PARTY.
Gentleman: <> That annoying car is being stolen!
Gentleman: <> Hooray!

{{header: party on at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: i just wanted someone to NOTICE me}}

i just wanted someone to NOTICE me

This Classic Wondermark was originally published in 2007, in black & white! It was colored by Carly Monardo for its inclusion in my book Clever Tricks to Stave Off Death (which has a brand-new paperback edition). The book also contains an informative sidebar about Milestones in Car-Alarm History.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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