Comic Transcripts

[[Two men looking at a woman]]
Man1: Really nice, how much?
Man2: Dude, stop. Seriously, let’s just nip this in the bud.

Man2: Look, I bit my tongue for Austin Powers.
Man2: I gritted my teeth through Napoleon Dynamite.
Man2: But I don’t want to spend the next twelve to eighteen months suffering through your impaired version of Borat.
Man2: I mean, you don’t even have the line right! It’s “very nice, how much.”

Man1: Man, you’ve been doing Borat forever! How come you can but I can’t?
Man2: Because when I do it, it’s funny.

{{header: great success at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: ‘she ees my seester’ ha ha ha ha ha wait why aren’t you laughing}}

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[[Two men looking at a woman]]
Man1: Really nice, how much?
Man2: Dude, stop. Seriously, let's just nip this in the bud.

Man2: Look, I bit my tongue for Austin Powers.
Man2: I gritted my teeth through Napoleon Dynamite.
Man2: But I don't want to spend the next twelve to eighteen months suffering through your impaired version of Borat.
Man2: I mean, you don't even have the line right! It's "very nice, how much."

Man1: Man, you've been doing Borat forever! How come you can but I can't?
Man2: Because when I do it, it's funny.

{{header: great success at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: 'she ees my seester' ha ha ha ha ha wait why aren't you laughing}}

'she ees my seester' ha ha ha ha ha wait why aren't you laughing

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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