Comic Transcripts

[[A young woman is standing and holding a violin. Another young woman is sitting at an endtable which holds a candlestick telephone.]]
Woman with violin: Hey Rose, are you coming out with us?
Rose: Nah, I’m pretty sure James is gonna call any minute!

Rose: Oh crap what if he called while I was in the other room?
Rose: Maybe he left a message and it didn’t beep or something.

Rose: Did I give him the right number? I hope I didn’t give him the old number
Rose: Should I call HIM again? Or is once an hour TOO stalkery?

Rose: C’MON ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Rose: Oh snaps! When did I put it on SILENT?
Rose: He’s probably been trying to call all day!

Narrator: Meanwhile
[[A man with a bow and arrow is aiming at a butterfly]]

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{{alt text: dude do you think it will explode when I shoot it because that would be AWESOME}}

#229; In which James never does call transcribed by in

[[A young woman is standing and holding a violin. Another young woman is sitting at an endtable which holds a candlestick telephone.]]
Woman with violin: Hey Rose, are you coming out with us?
Rose: Nah, I’m pretty sure James is gonna call any minute!

Rose: Oh crap what if he called while I was in the other room?
Rose: Maybe he left a message and it didn’t beep or something.

Rose: Did I give him the right number? I hope I didn’t give him the old number
Rose: Should I call HIM again? Or is once an hour TOO stalkery?

Rose: C’MON ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Rose: Oh snaps! When did I put it on SILENT?
Rose: He’s probably been trying to call all day!

Narrator: Meanwhile
[[A man with a bow and arrow is aiming at a butterfly]]

{{header: wait for it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt text: dude do you think it will explode when I shoot it because that would be AWESOME}}

#229; In which James never does call transcribed by in

[[A young woman is standing and holding a violin. Another young woman is sitting at an endtable which holds a candlestick telephone.]]
Woman with violin: Hey Rose, are you coming out with us?
Rose: Nah, I'm pretty sure James is gonna call any minute!

Rose: Oh crap what if he called while I was in the other room?
Rose: Maybe he left a message and it didn't beep or something.

Rose: Did I give him the right number? I hope I didn't give him the old number
Rose: Should I call HIM again? Or is once an hour TOO stalkery?

Rose: C'MON ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Rose: Oh snaps! When did I put it on SILENT?
Rose: He's probably been trying to call all day!

Narrator: Meanwhile
[[A man with a bow and arrow is aiming at a butterfly]]

{{header: wait for it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt text: dude do you think it will explode when I shoot it because that would be AWESOME}}

dude do you think it will explode when I shoot it because that would be AWESOME

Bolted! Fulfillment Update

Photo courtesy of backer Nicola!

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!


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