Comic Transcripts

[[A well-dressed aristocrat with a top hat and thick white sideburns peers at a simply-dressed individual sitting down.]]
Aristocrat: Hey! What’s UP with you? Been awful quiet, huh?
Aristocrat: I noticed you didn’t wish me a happy birthday on Facebook!

Theo: The topic seemed to be well covered by everybody else.
Aristocrat: You didn’t ‘like’ when I tagged you in our old prom photo!
Theo: I… didn’t actually like it very much?

Aristocrat: AND you didn’t accept Jason’s friend request after you two met at the party last week!
Theo: I MET him, but I don’t KNOW him! Not well enough to risk ADDING to my timeline already full of noisy, chattering half-acquaintances! I went HOME from that party after a while, you know!

Theo: Your ninth-grade classmates and old co-workers have your birthday HANDLED. I don’t need to add in even MORE noisy, inconsequential chatter.
Theo: I’m sorry if that… offends you somehow?

Aristocrat: These little things have become SOCIAL NICETIES, Theo. They take zero effort and make you not look like a snob.
Aristocrat: If you don’t want to engage in social niceties, that’s fine, but just know that at this point, it’s a deliberate, pompous, antisocial choice.

[[A banner declares: “LATER”.]]
Friend: He sent you a LETTERPRESSED THANK-YOU CARD for liking his status about eating a taco?
Aristocrat: If my choices are indifferent Theo or sarcastic Theo, I guess I’ll take sarcastic Theo

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{{alt-text: In his defense, the prom picture was one of Theo’s less likeable portraits — due largely to his attire, and his expression, and the carpet tacks he carried clutched in white-knuckled fists. It… was a different time.}}

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[[A well-dressed aristocrat with a top hat and thick white sideburns peers at a simply-dressed individual sitting down.]]
Aristocrat: Hey! What's UP with you? Been awful quiet, huh?
Aristocrat: I noticed you didn't wish me a happy birthday on Facebook!

Theo: The topic seemed to be well covered by everybody else.
Aristocrat: You didn't 'like' when I tagged you in our old prom photo!
Theo: I... didn't actually like it very much?

Aristocrat: AND you didn't accept Jason's friend request after you two met at the party last week!
Theo: I MET him, but I don't KNOW him! Not well enough to risk ADDING to my timeline already full of noisy, chattering half-acquaintances! I went HOME from that party after a while, you know!

Theo: Your ninth-grade classmates and old co-workers have your birthday HANDLED. I don't need to add in even MORE noisy, inconsequential chatter.
Theo: I'm sorry if that... offends you somehow?

Aristocrat: These little things have become SOCIAL NICETIES, Theo. They take zero effort and make you not look like a snob.
Aristocrat: If you don't want to engage in social niceties, that's fine, but just know that at this point, it's a deliberate, pompous, antisocial choice.

[[A banner declares: "LATER".]]
Friend: He sent you a LETTERPRESSED THANK-YOU CARD for liking his status about eating a taco?
Aristocrat: If my choices are indifferent Theo or sarcastic Theo, I guess I'll take sarcastic Theo

{{header: like and share WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: In his defense, the prom picture was one of Theo's less likeable portraits -- due largely to his attire, and his expression, and the carpet tacks he carried clutched in white-knuckled fists. It... was a different time.}}

In his defense, the prom picture was one of Theo's less likeable portraits -- due largely to his attire, and his expression, and the carpet tacks he carried clutched in white-knuckled fists. It...was a different time.

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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