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[[An elephant wearing a suit jacket and holding a horn approaches a man in an antique automobile.]]
Elephant: Oh, kind sir, do you think you could give me a lift to the train station?
Driver: What are you, nuts?! This car is British!

Elephant: Wh-what does that mean?
Driver: It means that it leaks oil and the wiring is really poorly designed.

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#146; In which a Triumph is insulted transcribed by in

[[An elephant wearing a suit jacket and holding a horn approaches a man in an antique automobile.]]
Elephant: Oh, kind sir, do you think you could give me a lift to the train station?
Driver: What are you, nuts?! This car is British!

Elephant: Wh-what does that mean?
Driver: It means that it leaks oil and the wiring is really poorly designed.

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#146; In which a Triumph is insulted transcribed by in

[[An elephant wearing a suit jacket and holding a horn approaches a man in an antique automobile.]]
Elephant: Oh, kind sir, do you think you could give me a lift to the train station?
Driver: What are you, nuts?! This car is British!

Elephant: Wh-what does that mean?
Driver: It means that it leaks oil and the wiring is really poorly designed.

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{{alt-text: BURNNNN}}

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#146; In which a Triumph is insulted

  — January 6th, 2006

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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