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– Your eyes are sparks that jump and snap in the hearth of my heart… I take your musk with me into the cold and it nourishes me. (Turn the page)

– What?

– Nothing. Every night that I hold you and you become mine…

– …is one night closer to veal chops slathered with mustard on rye slabs.

– Sorry, I don’t know how my lunch order got mixed in there.
– Fool, you better hope that I maul worse than I woo.

header: pass the pepper at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: grizzlies are notoriously ungracious

#106; In which a Bear attempts Romance transcribed by in

- Your eyes are sparks that jump and snap in the hearth of my heart... I take your musk with me into the cold and it nourishes me. (Turn the page)

- What?

- Nothing. Every night that I hold you and you become mine...

- ...is one night closer to veal chops slathered with mustard on rye slabs.

- Sorry, I don't know how my lunch order got mixed in there.
- Fool, you better hope that I maul worse than I woo.

header: pass the pepper at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: grizzlies are notoriously ungracious

I hope it's not racist to say that grizzlies are ALWAYS this temperamental

#106; In which a Bear attempts Romance

  — May 10th, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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