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[[A seaside scene. GAX and GORMBERT are drinking milkshakes.]]
GAX: I love milkshakes!
GORMBERT: Yours are probably gross though, huh?
GAX: Depends on what you consider gross.
GORMBERT (narrowing eyes): Anything YOU like, I'm gonna think is gross.
[[Gax leans over and sucks Gormbert's brain out with a straw. It's very disgusting]]
(SFX: schlupppp)
GAX: I can't believe you'd think your OWN brain is GROSS
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- #1442; In which Jimbo pierces the Veil
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- #1431; The Elephant of Surprise (Part 5)
- #1430; The Elephant of Surprise (Part 4)
- #1429; The Elephant of Surprise (Part 3)
- #1428; The Elephant of Surprise (Part 2)
- #1427; The Elephant of Surprise (Part 1)
- #1426; Thick Skin, White Soap
- #1425; In which a Tract is hacked
- #1424; In which the Stacks hold Facts
- #1423; The Cossack Gone Astray
- #1422; In which the Staff is short
- #1421; Bones of Stone, For the Bold
- #1420; Bones of Stone, Heart of Gold
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- #1418; In which a Case is cracked
- #1417; A Memory Set in Stone
- #1416; In which the Sickness descends
- #1415; In which an Elephant is sick
- #1414; Putting the No in Nose
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- #1410; In which a Missile is Medicine
- #1409; In which a Dress is addressed
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- #1406; The Nominal Cat
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- #1388; In which a Meal is enjoyed, Part 4
- #1387; In which a Meal is enjoyed, Part 3
- #1386; In which a Meal is enjoyed, Part 2
- #1385; In which a Meal is enjoyed, Part 1
- #1384; In which a Memory is sealed
- #1383; In which a Warning is proffered
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- #1379; In which a Document is discovered
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- #1333; In which a Reverie is disturbed, Part 1
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- #1327; In which a Rug is cut
- #1326; In which Satisfaction is sought
- #1325; What was Lost, Now is Found
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- #1316; Home Among the Primitives, Part 4 (of 4)
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- #1314; Home Among the Primitives, Part 2 (of 4)
- #1313; Home Among the Primitives, Part 1 (of 4)
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- #1311; Watching One’s Significant Figures
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- Guest Comic by Jorge Cham
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- #1306; In which Assets are leveraged, Part 1
- #1305; Return to Castle Bloodsbane
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- Guest Comic by Christopher Baldwin
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- #1302; All Right! I’ll Confess
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- #1300; We Have an Understanding, You and I
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- #1298; Barking Through the Fence
- #1297; In which Trails are blazed
- #1296; One Must Keep One’s Strength Up
- #1295; The Right Tool for the Chop
- #1294; In which Civility is a Weapon
- #1293; In which an Affliction is assumed
- #1292; A Cast in the Sound
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- #1290; In which a Substitution is made
- #1289; In which Revolution is advised
- #1288; A Real Stand-Up Friend
- #1287; In which a Run is made
- #1286; The Edge Case
- #1285; In which Tax is a Team Sport
- #1284; In which Naught goes right
- #1283; Behold, the Betrayer
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- #1281; In which Secrets are kept
- #1280; In which a Home is found
- #1279; That Which Comes to Pass
- #1278; The Novel Naughties
- #1277; Often Imitated, Never Superseded
- #1276; In which a Bar is set
- #1275; Bean Juice to the Rescue
- #1274; In which Hotcakes are sold
- #1273; Hark! The Town Crier
- #1272; In which an Encounter is fleeting
- #1271; In which a Spider is shunned
- #1270; In which Time is saved
- #1269; First of His Name
- #1268; A Desperate Grasp for the Actionable
- #1267; In which Nothing is the Same
- #1266; The Glow of Anticipation
- #1265; In which Work becomes automated
- #1264; It’s not a Costume if it’s a Uniform
- #1263; In which a Vine is trimmed
- #1262; Los Perros, in Peril
- #1261; Two Ways to Solve a Problem
- #1260; Bye Bye Birdie
- #1259; Let’s Be Deadly Serious Here
- #1258; In which the Islands get Hit Again
- #1257; No Fêtes but What We Make
- #1256; In which an Outing is planned
- #1255; Oh, to Be Hard-Headed
- #1254; Freelance Isn’t Free
- #1253; In which War is waged, Part 2
- #1252; In which War is waged
- #1251; Once Awarded, Forever Honored
- #1250; A Chat (Avec Chat)
- #1249; One Nation, Indivisible
- #1248; Two Thoughts Diverged in a Yellow Wood
- #1247; Mementos, Post Mortem
- #1246; In which is glimpsed an Opportunity
- #1245; At the Varsity Level
- #1244; The Grooves Arise from Overuse
- #1243; Bigger and Better Things
- #1242; The Art of the Meal
- #1241; Many Problems, One Solution
- #1240; We Have Always Been At War With Ourselves
- #1239; The Root of the Problem
- #1237; The Decisive Disruption
- #1236; In which a Reminder is constant
- #1235; Begs Over Easy, Part 2
- #1234; Begs Over Easy, Part 1
- #1233; In which a Traveler is lost
- #1232; Tuft & Needle in a Haystack
- #1231; Home Sweet Hometown
- #1230; Trial in Ovo
- #1229; In which the Options are Few
- #1227; In which a Uniform is irregular
- #1226; Invitation to an Obligation
- #1225; In which Review causes Relief
- #1224; The Direct Approach
- #1223; In which a Shoe is lost
- #1222; In which a Rodent takes refuge
- #1221; The Pick of the Harvest
- #1220; I’m Burning, I’m Burning To-Do
- #1219; The Connotation Competition
- #1218; In which a Prank is pulled
- #1217; In which History comes Alive
- #1216; In which a Guest is rebuffed
- #1215; One in Hole
- #1214; In which a Seed is planted
- #1213; Spending: The Conscience Ointment
- #1212; Everyone Practice your POTUS
- #2099-001; Starting Over from the Top
- #1211; I Refuse to Let it Be That Easy
- #1210; The Biscuit Burglars
- #1209; Talk and Awe
- #1208; The Burden of Accomplishment
- #1207; The Hall Pass
- #1206; In Cynic of Time
- #1205; The Cargo Cult of Adulthood, Part 2
- #1204; The Cargo Cult of Adulthood, Part 1
- #1203; No Time like the Present
- #1202; My Great Ante Meridiem
- #1201; In which Affliction befalls a Child
- #1200; In which No Effort was spared, Part 2
- #1199; In which No Effort was spared, Part 1
- #1198; In which a Lunch is missed
- #1197; I Trust You Will Adequately Convey My Sentiment
- #1196; The Currency of Cute
- #1195; Parting Ways on Party Plans
- #1193; Work Smarter, Not Gooder
- #1192; In which a Holiday is observed
- #1191; A Patron of the Arse
- #1189; In which an Improvement is made
- #1188; Off to a Good Start
- #1186; In which Gifts are given
- #1185; A Late Night Discovery
- #1180; In which Tales are told
- #1179; Time for the Truth
- #1178; Near, Far, Wherever You Are
- #1177; Stay the Course
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- #1175; In which a Sacrifice is made
- #1174; In which the Days dart on
- #1173; The Appetizer App
- #1172; In which a Dog takes a flight
- #1171; Un-flow-gettable
- #1170; In which a Pumpkin is great
- #1169; In which the Past drifts away
- #1168; In which Fish are demanded
- #1167; In which a Train is late
- #1166; No Ill Effects Whatsoever
- #1165; In which Alternates are considered
- #1148; In which an Afghan goes awry
- #1147; In which a Lock is needed
- #1115; Speech is Free, But Talk is Cheap
- #1114; Outrage in the Out-of-doors
- #1113; In which Henry thinks Too Much
- #1112; Interminable
- #1110; The Old Family Recipe
- #1109; The Tycoon Dog of Memory
- #1108; Alone in the Crucible
- #1107; In which the Yearbooks come down
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- #1103; The Outlier Leprechaun
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- #1101; The Advance Directive
- #1100; In which No One rests
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- #1098; The Extremely Long-Term Strategy
- #1097; Always Right has Never Left
- #1096; Giving the People What they Want
- #1095; The Misery Menagerie
- #1094; In which a Game is saved
- #1093; Speaking Truth to Anyone
- #1092; The Misery Ladder
- #1091; A Duly Rigorous Experiment
- #1086; In which an Elixir is hawked
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- #1064; The Sacred Circle of Catering
- #1010; In which a Statesman makes a Statement
- #1009; Live and Let Art
- #1008; In which Hair is disliked
- #1007; The Real Letdown
- #1006; In which Dissent is crushed
- #1005; Your Opportunities as a Ghost
- #1004; In which Birds are admired
- #1003; In which Debate is debated
- #1001; In which Athletes are overgood
- #1000; A Terror Far Greater
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- #998; In which a Genie bursts forth
- #997; In which Items are washed
- #996; In which Timothy is Late
- #995; The Truer Contest
- #991; The Chipmunks, and What Came After
- #990; The View from the Jug
- #989; The Odious Gift
- #988; In which the Holidays come to a Bumper
- #987; In which Jeremy is Defeated
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- #983; In which a Feast is netted
- #982; In which Thievery is pondered
- #981; In which Pizza is saved
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- #976; The Extreme Measure of Absolute Last Resort
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- #972; A Quite Unforgettable Experience
- #971; In which Vitriol is put to the Test
- #970; In which a Clock is talked to
- #969; In which Aid is needed
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- #967; In which a Star comes Home, Part 2
- #965; In which Anger finds its Roost
- #964; The Predictable Predicament
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- #958; In which a Train is taken (Part 3)
- #957; In which a Train is taken (Part 2)
- #956; In which a Train is taken (Part 1)
- #955; In which Meat is substituted
- #954; Inventions All the Way Down
- #953; The Engine of Diversion
- #952; In which Everybody is Lasered
- #951; In which Kim gets her Wish
- #949; In which Assistance is rendered
- #947; In which Coasters are crafted
- #946; Talking, In a Manner of Speaking
- #945; In which a Speedboat is not Lent
- #944; The Soft Bigotry of Low Pressure Areas
- #942; The Secret Questions
- #941; The Minor Problem That is Probably Fine
- #937; The Tramp Stamp of Advertising
- #936; The Too Explicit Date
- #935; In which Aliens land
- #934; Change Team, Activate!
- #932; The Baby Song
- #931; The Adventures of Currency
- #930; A Vigorous Exercise
- #929; In which are listed Superstitions
- #928; A Failure to Fail
- #927; Gerald’s One Talent
- #926; A World full of Scoundrels
- #925; In which a…uh…something. Dangit
- #923; In which Anne misses Brunch
- #922; In which Spawning is threatened
- #921; In which the Pope has to move
- #920; In which an Exception is made
- #919; In which is found Success
- #918; A New Handicraft
- #916; The Wrong Curse
- #915; A Dubious Gift
- #914; In which the Past is conformed
- #913; What Happens Alone, Part 4
- #912; What Happens Alone, Part 3
- #911; What Happens Alone, Part 2
- #910; What Happens Alone, Part 1
- #902; The Invention of the Faucet
- #901; In which a Market is pandered to
- #900; In which the Wind gives me Points
- #898; The Impossible Standard
- #895; In which a Holiday is envied
- #894; Angry Mobs, Good Deeds
- #893; The Conversation at Length
- #892, The Conversation Continues
- #891; In which Marketing is a Conversation
- #889; The Seeds of a Series
- #888; In which a Bug is pardoned
- #887; Further Adventures of the Linguistics Major
- #886; In which Struggle is fetishized
- #885; That Sound You Hear is Opportunity Grinding
- HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: “Emmy & the Eggs”, Part 3
- HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: “Emmy & the Eggs”, Part 2
- HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: “Emmy & the Eggs”, Part 1
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- #874; Gentlemen, My Rebuttal
- #872; The Mad Men of Wine, Part 3
- #871; The Mad Men of Wine, Part 2
- #869; Doin’ Time in the Barrel of Shame
- #865; A Pledge Solely of Scorn
- #864; In Service of an Ideal
- #863; The Great Taco Debate
- #862; In which Jeremy has Standards
- #859; In which a Cat is Really Lost
- #858; We All Choose our Holes
- #855; In which Protocol is followed
- #854; In which the Nuances are lost
- #848; The Lament of the Clever
- #847; In which James attempts to be The Best
- #846; Ben’s Even Bigger Idea